Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
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Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I went to see a movie but took my phone out a few times to check my socials. Apparently the asshole behind me didn’t like that, because he ripped my phone out of my hands, dropped it in my soda, then just sat back in his seat like nothing happened. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
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Top comments
MAGNAVOX 0
How do you ruin a jackass movie? Is there a story line?
Geiko_fml 0
Give him the suicide hotline. Ehhh, maybe not. Just be an ass.
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Comments (116)
rubina 0
well, you pretty much totally deserve it for not telling him to stfu, moving to another seat, or asking a cinema employee to deal with him. you chose to quietly sit there like a dumbfuck and listen to him, there's no one else to blame.
Danhickey 0
that ******* sucks :( some people. i think maybe he was just trying to impress you to get your number, some people are socially challenged
sabie23 0
maybe he was acting like a jackass because he was watching the movie jackass. haha, that was cheesy
TheOtherNewest1 6
It's not like Jackass is a movie with a deep plot. If it had been Inception, I'd have removed his testicles. It's still a dick move, though.
Doublefine 2
A jackass while watching Jackass 3. Rather ironic. Also, Inception was an amazing movie. I agree, if it had been Inception I would have made him regret it. Majorly.
grrritsolivia 0
Was his name Darrel?
Jailbird408 4
We need a new word to describe the kind of stupid a person has to be to ruin a movie for a chick and still think he has a shot.
Hockey_Eh_ 1
What an ass. Those are the guys i never go for
SkoomaKi 28
Slap the asshole. He actually expected to get your number afterwards?!
doglover100 29
I would've been really mad.