By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
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If you have a nice ass, then no FML. If you don't have a nice ass, don't wear a thong.

My mum once did a musical in high school and it was really raunchy, and in the middle they had to go into the crowd and pick one person and basically sit on their knee and dance. It was really dark and people couldn't see very well, so when it came to this section every other girl chose someone their age.. and my mother chose the local vicar. Just thought i'd share this, as we're on the subject of musicals.

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I wish I lived in Connecticut.

Us girls wear thongs so our underwear lines don't show & because they're comfortable. OP: my dance studio doesn't let us wear underwear for our performances, so I wear a thong. I ripped my pants at dress rehearsal doing the splits one year, they were made out of nylon, & everyone still teases me about it. Rofl.

Oi, don't lump every male together. Not every male is a horny moron who can't think of anything but sex, naked women, and tits.

Every male is a horny moron, Except you but your half woman or gay anyway

Yeah. Some are gay.

Exactly. I'm not a moron.

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AhahahAHAHAHAHAHA. This is a true FML. This is the quintessential red-faced holy-fuck-did-this-just-happen-to-me moment. Learn to laugh, OP. You probably would have cracked up if it were someone else.

It all depends on if you're hot or not.

Indeed! This doesn't HAVE to be an FML.

pics or it never happened

I'm serious, otherwise you're a phony, a big fat phony.

wtf. you should have worn bloomers underneath, that is so disgusting having only a thong. ydi!!

On average men think about sex every 7 seconds. 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3..!!!! I guess I'm ahead of the curve.

Connecticut sucks, this is probably the most interesting thing about CT I've ever heard.

I agree I love thongs

YDI for thinking you could get away with wearing a thong.

thongs are comfy, whats your problem?

oh yeah... thongs are totally comfortable and not at all awkward. I'll stick with my boy shorts and avoid the butt floss feeling

My mum once did a musical in high school and it was really raunchy, and in the middle they had to go into the crowd and pick one person and basically sit on their knee and dance. It was really dark and people couldn't see very well, so when it came to this section every other girl chose someone their age.. and my mother chose the local vicar. Just thought i'd share this, as we're on the subject of musicals.

Wait scratch that.. She was probably some fatass 12-13 year old.. *shudders*

Why would you wear a thong to school ?

I hope you were nice enough to give them a good view of it. ...Of course, if you're some fat whore, I guess you weren't that appreciated.

If you have a nice ass, then no FML. If you don't have a nice ass, don't wear a thong.

At least you were wearing a thong. Could have had nothing under your skirt ;)

she could have worn actual under wear not a loin cloth on a string

Ugh... Thats embarassing :S

lmfaoo!!! love it haha

YDI for wearing butt floss

Hmmm, better post a picture of the event so we can confirm the authenticity of this fml.