Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss. Turns out, the medicine he gave me for my head has memory loss as a side effect. He then said, "I told you. Don't you remember?" After I said no, he said, "I figured." and giggled. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML
Today, it's been several weeks, I went to the doctor for an ear infection and I still don't feel too good. It was then that I realized the doctor forgot to prescribe me medication for said infection. That explains a few things. FML
Today, I have problems with my memory. I asked a teacher if I could let my class know a bit about it. The teacher said I'd already told my class about it. My class had even asked a few questions to me about it. I don't remember anything about it. Maybe it didn't happen and the teacher just lied to me. FML
Today, I accidentally let slip to my mom that I hardly remember the graduation party she threw me four years ago. She proceeded to verbally assault me for forgetting the special occasion. I had a brain complication two years ago which resulted in some memory loss. Apparently, it's my fault. FML
Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML
Today, I woke up with a headache and a bruised forehead after my husband full-force elbowed me in the head last night in his sleep. It wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact he has zero memory of doing it. FML
Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML
Today, after months of arguing with doctors and them trying to hand me off to mental health professionals, it turns out I indeed have a physical brain injury they missed. Scary, right? FML
Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML
Today, my dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter overreacted." FML
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lindon555 0
I would have punched him in the face and say " srry I forgot who u were and u scared me"
1awliet 8
As long as you can remember your name, age etc I think you'll be fine.
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1awliet 8
As long as you can remember your name, age etc I think you'll be fine.
Lanceeden 12
No that's funny. Op just can't appreciate it because of the situation they're in. If I was in the same room I would be giggling as well.
rexgar2000 10
Hmmm I wonder if your doctor was Docbastard, now that would be hilarious. I wonder how long till he appears maybe if if u say it three times.
Keyman1212 14
Docbastard Docbastard Docbastard ......................................................................... Is a douche nozzle. Tehehehe Please don't hurt me ):
DocBastard 40
Hmm why are my ears burning? I thought I heard... Keyman, you are a dead man. Stay where you are...my people are on their way.
Keyman1212 14
Damn it I said DON'T hurt me! Not lather me up in crunchy peanut butter and dump a 55 gallon drum of peanut butter-crazed hermit crabs on me!!!! Arggggghhh you son of a bitchhhhh......
j_cat187 20
Is she has finals like I have, she would be royally ******.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Doc - Did that new paitient cram a ... Ring? Up his/her arse?
marpay 11
Unfortunately he hasn't updated in a day! Probably to busy pulling whatever that was out of someones ass. Ps doc how can I cyber stalk you if you don't update?
lindon555 0
I would have punched him in the face and say " srry I forgot who u were and u scared me"
princessmollysue 9
Lol
upyourzlolz 11
Srry? Did you forget how to spell because of the medicine?
Bourne_ 5
It's on letter, relax.
DocBastard 40
Yes. I'm quite sure you would have punched your doctor in the face. You're quite the thug.
bansheebomber 14
I believe it's a pelvis. Can't tell what's under it, though.
princessmollysue 9
I get thumbs down just for putting LOL :( Gosh ....... I swear people these days .
KiddNYC1O 22
I hear that. ^
drewfus2 6
That us because it us a redundant comment. Just thumb the post if all you have to say is "lol".
boofgall 16
I'd say DocBastard is my favorite fml commenter.
Happiness2Joy 3
36- it's an X-ray of a bottle up one of Doc's patient's ass. I think so, if that is what I read from one of Doc's previous comments.
SgtStud 4
Wow I would have kicked him in the shin and be like well don't forget this!
Drummerboy1234 0
sue him more malpractice
jwade11 12
Ya doctors play around too much when they should be serious. That would have annoyed the shit out of me!
builditbetter09 3
Kick to the shin? That's all you could conger up in that noggin of yours?
rjonesy1992 0
You'll be just fine. Be thankful your head injury wasn't more serious.
trollsemen 8
Doctors shouldn't play jokes, it could have some serious endings.
drewfus2 6
You sort of have to after watching a bunch of patients dying all the time. A bit of a bummer.
trollsemen 8
I meant they can joke when off the job I mean what if a doctor told a patient that he had cancer and the patient ran before the doctor could tell him that it was a joke. The patient would probably be in a self-destructive mode. This is a huge comment.
shrdlu 28
Nurse to patient: Mr. Jones, I'm afraid you have cancer. Doctor, stamping his foot: Darn it, I wanted to tell him! I didn't write that one, Nunnally Johnson did.
YaboyVinnie 21
Smack him with a shovel. Make sure he doesn't forget what you probably will.
Keyman1212 14
I'd prefer my doctor jokes around with me, than be serious constantly. Doctors are human beings too. And I'm fairly certain that any medication that has the side effect of amnesia is only temporary.
EpicSquishii 21
....... A giggling douche-muffin of a practitioner? Hope you remembered to keep your pimp hand strong. This calls for a powder slap!!!!
Feklfekl2222 32
Douche muffin? Really?
upyourzlolz 11
Yes. Baked the douche in the mixture. It comes out with a nice, sweet taste. I recommend that you bake at 450 Fahrenheit for best results.
upyourzlolz 11
*Bake, not bake. I'm terribly sorry.
mspeacock 6
Yes!
rbr0wn 3
So he gave you a medication for your concussion and the side effect was amnesia? Isn't that a little ironic?
YaboyVinnie 21
No shit, Sherlock.
Keyman1212 14
So seeing as I'm on the Internet, I decided to google all the medications that list amnesia as a side effect. Here's the list: Statins which is for cholesterol control, Viagra(we all know what that's for), and some drug for Parkinson's disease. None of these are for head trauma. I think the doctor was completely joking about the amnesia side effect.
iam_yummylicious 12
Oxycodone and acetaminophen can cause amnesia.
Keyman1212 14
Didn't know Tylenol caused amnesia. And as for memory loss on oxy, that's probably happening when you are under the influence of it.
iam_yummylicious 12
"Tylenol PM is not considered to be habit-forming, but it should only be taken in the manner described on the label and only for as long as suggested. The ingredients in this sleep aid make most individuals sleepy, but in some cases the opposite may occur. Rarely, you may experience nervousness or restlessness that will pass within four to six hours of taking the product. Dizziness, trouble concentrating, memory loss or blurred vision are less common side effects that are not considered serious if they cease after the medication leaves your body." (500MG of acetaminophen)
Keyman1212 14
Amnesia and memory loss are two different things.
gabrielbaby 9
No they really aren't. Unless docbastard tells me so. Amnesia is memory loss. What's the difference? Many, many medicines have memory loss as a side effect.
RedPillSucks 33
Viagra causes amnesia? What are the odds of taking some viagra then forgetting why the hell you're in some strange hotel room with a rock hard woody and a half naked babe. (What do I do next????)
Keyman1212 14
1. Take another Viagra 2. Do hot babe 3. ?????? 4. Profit
DocBastard 40
Iam_yummylicious - um, no. The sleep aid is the ingredient in Tylenol PM that causes those side effects, specifically diphenhydramine, aka Benadryl. Tylenol does not cause amnesia or memory loss.
saIty 17
I just imagined a grown ass man jumping up and down clapping his hands while he let out a girly giggle.
rexgar2000 10
too far man.
Blacksabbath211 9
I just lol'd xD
Al_HyLo 5
peter griffin you unoriginal ****
upsidedownfrownn 5
Haha same