Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML
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Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss. Turns out, the medicine he gave me for my head has memory loss as a side effect. He then said, "I told you. Don't you remember?" After I said no, he said, "I figured." and giggled. FML
Today, I went to the doctor because I felt sick. He told me to describe the symptoms I had. With every new symptom I described, he took a step back. FML
Today, it's been several weeks, I went to the doctor for an ear infection and I still don't feel too good. It was then that I realized the doctor forgot to prescribe me medication for said infection. That explains a few things. FML
Today, after I'd finally decided to see a doctor about my anxiety and insomnia, I was so nervous about what the doctor would think of me that I had anxiety attacks that kept me from sleeping a wink all night. I ended up oversleeping and missing the appointment I was so nervous about. FML
Today, I have problems with my memory. I asked a teacher if I could let my class know a bit about it. The teacher said I'd already told my class about it. My class had even asked a few questions to me about it. I don't remember anything about it. Maybe it didn't happen and the teacher just lied to me. FML
Today, I had a doctor's appointment. I arrived early so I could check in with the receptionists about this weird communication mixup that's caused me to miss my last two appointments. Despite what my appointment card said, I arrived to find the office closed. FML
Today, I walked into a room and completely forgot why I was there. I then left, remembered why, walked back in, and immediately forgot again. I'm beginning to wonder if I need to undergo cognitive tests or something. FML
Today, I left work early because I had a doctor's appointment. After sitting in the waiting room for twenty minutes, I realized I was at my old doctor's office. My actual appointment was across town. I was already late. FML
Today, after countless nights of no sleep and only some spontaneous naps, I was finally seeing a sleeping doctor to analyze the problem. I missed the appointment because I ended up sleeping through my alarm after not being able to sleep at all last night. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for an appointment. After waiting for ages, I asked the receptionist what the delay was. Apparently, I had no standing appointment today. This is coming from the same receptionist who checked me in nearly two hours ago. FML
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Top comments
slushpup9696 12
Don't worry, soon you'll forget this whole experience!
fuzz97 23
Should have taken notes
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Comments (80)
MtnBkr00 8
sounds serious
Arxikist 3
You must be pissing off the Mods, posting this FML over and over.
smileycupcake62 4
Patient: Hey, Doc i've been having some memory problems Doctor: Well when did it start Patient When did what start? lol ive heard thar joke so many times! It doesnt get funnier.
KiddNYC1O 22
Someone's easily amused.
cuddlebunny3548 11
Why didn't you write it down, you know you have memory problems!
firemedic919 0
well if that uuuhhmmm sorry forgot what I was typing
SupahAsian 4
What if he charged you twice?
murdersquirrel 15
There's nothing quite like forgetting what you're talking about mid-sentence. Time for some ginkgo...if you can remember to take it...
pagullarka 9
Man are you a teacher
Burrito_Time 5
Ha!!! Ten second BoB
Boston_4_Life 3
Go back in
pandalover00 0
Have him text you or call you.