FML : Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt...

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Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 January 2016 14:01 / United Kingdom - Leeds

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By organizse | 28

#6500787 - Monday 4 January 2016 12:47

Does he wear a fedora and have a neckbeard too?

By gummehbewr | 19

#6500785 - Monday 4 January 2016 12:47

You're brother needs to learn what manners are..

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By gummehbewr | 19

#6500785 - Monday 4 January 2016 12:47

You're brother needs to learn what manners are..

Cpl_Levi | 19

#6500882 - Monday 4 January 2016 02:13

*your

gummehbewr | 19

#6500897 - Monday 4 January 2016 02:35

It was a simple typo... No need to overreact it was my bad

Azurexorcist | 11

#6500921 - Monday 4 January 2016 03:19

No one overreacted

nanxi | 29

#6500946 - Monday 4 January 2016 04:06

This is more of a problem with his views than just his manners...

iMuffinKat | 16

#6501065 - Monday 4 January 2016 07:15

OP needs to tell him. He is being arrogant and ignorant at the same time. Punching OP for telling him how to improve is childish. OP needs to straightforwardly tell him again and stop him from acting out again.

gummehbewr | 19

#6501422 - Monday 4 January 2016 06:05

Sorry my bad... Again.. I was disappointed that I had made a mistake and I overreacted.. Autocorrect am I right?

By organizse | 28

#6500787 - Monday 4 January 2016 12:47

Does he wear a fedora and have a neckbeard too?

JKPwnage | 25

#6500981 - Monday 4 January 2016 04:48

"Nice guys finish last"

Vitani_Verci | 24

#6501119 - Monday 4 January 2016 08:23

His shirt would say "I get friendzoned on the first date" if that were true.

shinikageWolf | 15

#6501871 - Tuesday 5 January 2016 04:15

Who would want to be friends with that?

Idiot_Penguini | 7

#6588921 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 05:47

The hell I love fedoras

By snowkittyyy | 18

#6500788 - Monday 4 January 2016 12:48

And he wonders why he's single? What a douche. :/

flufee2 | 26

#6501061 - Monday 4 January 2016 06:56

Hopefully he smartens up later on lol.. #newyearnewme?

NeatNit | 32

#6501130 - Monday 4 January 2016 08:39

Yup, he deserves it. At least there's a bit of justice left in the world!

By arandomperson97 | 17

#6500790 - Monday 4 January 2016 12:48

I hate guys like this and I'm a guy. Tell him if he can't respect a woman than he's never going to date anybody. Good luck OP, put him in his place!

Classy_Sassy15 | 18

#6500889 - Monday 4 January 2016 02:24

So do I he needs to learn manners and respect. Women don't want to be treated as an object.

Mylehz | 13

#6500959 - Monday 4 January 2016 04:25

Heck, nobody wants nor deserves to be treated like an object - men and women alike are more than just a walking sex toy! Wish people like OP's brother would realize that.

By Lonewolf148 | 18

#6500791 - Monday 4 January 2016 12:48

Sack up?

coops456 | 14

#6500924 - Monday 4 January 2016 03:28

Guess there's a reason you're single bud

By imabat | 14

#6500792 - Monday 4 January 2016 12:48

Wow sounds super classy...

By NostalgiaFreak9 | 38

#6500794 - Monday 4 January 2016 12:50

He sounds like a complete douchebag.

By ImTheAlpha | 30

#6500795 - Monday 4 January 2016 12:51

Let me guess, he also refused to go see the newest Star Wars and he refers to himself as a men's rights activist.

fluffycatsdad | 29

#6500804 - Monday 4 January 2016 12:54

What does not wanting to see a movie have to do with anything?

doodlecloud | 26

#6500811 - Monday 4 January 2016 12:59

Some twats got really angry because the new Star Wars dared to have a woman as one of, if not THE, main character.

Fairyjoshy | 13

#6500823 - Monday 4 January 2016 01:10

I wonder what they think of the twats who refused to see the movie because a black man was the other main character?

MonstreBelle | 28

#6501189 - Monday 4 January 2016 11:35

A main character with a vagina? And another main character whose body produces more melanin? Mercy stars, I must clutch my pearls! Society is going to hell in a handbasket! What atrocity is next? Gingers playing main characters?

fyvaprold | 11

#6501345 - Monday 4 January 2016 04:32

#18: these two groups probably overlap a lot.

drivingmoleman | 3

#6502576 - Tuesday 5 January 2016 11:32

I'm scared of MRAs :/

By k_dizzy95 | 17

#6500799 - Monday 4 January 2016 12:52

Sounds like he can't get a girl because all of the dick he has is in his attitude.

lizisanaddict | 17

#6500951 - Monday 4 January 2016 04:16

75% of it has to be in his personality somewhere.

By fluffycatsdad | 29

#6500805 - Monday 4 January 2016 12:56

Your brother sounds like a right tosser. I hope you called the police on him when he punched you.

Fr0gs | 15

#6500985 - Monday 4 January 2016 04:52

You hope op called the policy on the brother. You arent any better than the average pos

Grimmerie | 31

#6501012 - Monday 4 January 2016 05:37

I've called the police on my brother when he's assaulted me. Assault is illegal, am I supposed to let him physically harm me because we happen to share a last name? Nice logic.

picax8398 | 12

#6501013 - Monday 4 January 2016 05:44

What the fuck are you?

DoomedGemini | 37

#6501085 - Monday 4 January 2016 07:47

A family member could almost kill you and people like 55 would freak out if you pressed charges. If family doesn't act like family- like assaulting or stealing- why the fuck should you treat them different from anyone else.