By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 14:01 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML
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organizse 28

Does he wear a fedora and have a neckbeard too?

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gummehbewr 19

You're brother needs to learn what manners are..

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gummehbewr 19

You're brother needs to learn what manners are..

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gummehbewr 19

It was a simple typo... No need to overreact it was my bad

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Azurexorcist 11

No one overreacted

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nanxi 30

This is more of a problem with his views than just his manners...

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iMuffinKat 16

OP needs to tell him. He is being arrogant and ignorant at the same time. Punching OP for telling him how to improve is childish. OP needs to straightforwardly tell him again and stop him from acting out again.

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gummehbewr 19

Sorry my bad... Again.. I was disappointed that I had made a mistake and I overreacted.. Autocorrect am I right?

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organizse 28

Does he wear a fedora and have a neckbeard too?

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JKPwnage 27

"Nice guys finish last"

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Vitani_Verci 24

His shirt would say "I get friendzoned on the first date" if that were true.

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shinikageWolf 15

Who would want to be friends with that?

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Idiot_Penguini 7

The hell I love fedoras

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snowkittyyy 18

And he wonders why he's single? What a douche. :/

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flufee2 27

Hopefully he smartens up later on lol.. #newyearnewme?

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NeatNit 32

Yup, he deserves it. At least there's a bit of justice left in the world!

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arandomperson97 18

I hate guys like this and I'm a guy. Tell him if he can't respect a woman than he's never going to date anybody. Good luck OP, put him in his place!

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Classy_Sassy15 18

So do I he needs to learn manners and respect. Women don't want to be treated as an object.

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Mylehz 13

Heck, nobody wants nor deserves to be treated like an object - men and women alike are more than just a walking sex toy! Wish people like OP's brother would realize that.

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coops456 14

Guess there's a reason you're single bud

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imabat 14

Wow sounds super classy...

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NostalgiaFreak9 40

He sounds like a complete douchebag.

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ImTheAlpha 30

Let me guess, he also refused to go see the newest Star Wars and he refers to himself as a men's rights activist.

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fluffycatsdad 33

What does not wanting to see a movie have to do with anything?

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doodlecloud 26

Some twats got really angry because the new Star Wars dared to have a woman as one of, if not THE, main character.

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Fairyjoshy 13

I wonder what they think of the twats who refused to see the movie because a black man was the other main character?

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MonstreBelle 28

A main character with a ******? And another main character whose body produces more melanin? Mercy stars, I must clutch my pearls! Society is going to hell in a handbasket! What atrocity is next? Gingers playing main characters?

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fyvaprold 11

#18: these two groups probably overlap a lot.

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drivingmoleman 3

I'm scared of MRAs :/

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k_dizzy95 17

Sounds like he can't get a girl because all of the dick he has is in his attitude.

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lizisanaddict 17

75% of it has to be in his personality somewhere.

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fluffycatsdad 33

Your brother sounds like a right tosser. I hope you called the police on him when he punched you.

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Fr0gs 15

You hope op called the policy on the brother. You arent any better than the average pos

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Grimmerie 31

I've called the police on my brother when he's assaulted me. Assault is illegal, am I supposed to let him physically harm me because we happen to share a last name? Nice logic.

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picax8398 12

What the **** are you?

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DoomedGemini 37

A family member could almost kill you and people like 55 would freak out if you pressed charges. If family doesn't act like family- like assaulting or stealing- why the **** should you treat them different from anyone else.

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ThisSavageC 4

cop calling bitch ******

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