Miscellaneous: Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was...

By Kourou - 21/11/2008 12:53 - France

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2015 16:32 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

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By beurk - 06/02/2015 05:18 - France - Paris

Today, in the magazine section of a bookstore, an old dude asked me politely to grab something that he couldn't reach. I did so with a smile, touched by his "nice old guy" demeanour, only glancing at the item in question as I handed it to him. It was a porn mag. FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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By mylifeblows - 19/08/2010 06:15 - United States

Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML

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By hé merde - 23/02/2014 02:27 - France - Paris

Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML

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By Van - 20/12/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I was at work at Hollywood Video. A guy came in and left without renting anything. Minutes later, I find human feces between the "Kids" and "Comedy" aisles. FML

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By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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batch56 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:08

that's so cute.

Zamax 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:17

And you know this how? lol :)

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pinkfrenchrose 5

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:43

lol

Root123 0

Monday 16 March 2009 5:41

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Zamax 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:17

And you know this how? lol :)

StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 8:40

4 seriously WTF! hahaha

danishbagel 3

Friday 17 June 2011 4:26

And I love how your profile account says you were born in 1989...

batch56 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:08

that's so cute.

pu13 5

Friday 23 April 2010 7:48

awwww your right old people looking at **** is so cute( sarcasm )

Lubinduba 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:42

lmaoo

nafiul93 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 19:36

Aaaaaaahh lmaooooo that is too funny

BurnBabyyBurn 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:15

lmao, "thats so cute" actually, true that :D

notfromearth7 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:07

I loled because I could totally see my grandfather doing this.

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Wednesday 1 April 2009 8:02

haha, good ol' grandpa.

happykid 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 6:54

aw. probably wishing he was still hot n' ready

usernamegoeshere 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:53

lawl grandpa needs to have the good old days back

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Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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Today, my friends and I went out to dinner. Being short on cash, I suggested a game where we put our phones in the center of the table and first to check their phone had to pay the bill. Our conversation died out, and fearful of having an awkward silence, I checked my phone. FML

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Today, I had just had a shower, when I noticed that the mix of my shower gel and deodorant smelled like Lynx Dark Temptation. I was happy, as this is my favourite men's deodorant, until I realised I was happily sniffing my own boobs because they smelled like my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Today, someone stole my fence and my bulldog got out. I had to go look for her yelling her name in the street. When I found her and brought her back home, she peed in the house as revenge for me not letting her play with the terrified old couple. FML

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Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML

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Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML

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Today, tears and 3 hours on the toilet have made me reevaluate my desire for new culinary experiences. FML

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Today, at the rescue group I volunteer at, we finally adopted out a dog that has been with us for a few years now. This was an amazing thing for us because we never thought he'd get adopted. As we were getting excited and hugging each other, the dog ran away. FML

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