FML : Today, in the magazine section of a bookstore, an old dude asked me politely to grab something that he couldn't reach. I did so with a smile, touched by...

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Today, in the magazine section of a bookstore, an old dude asked me politely to grab something that he couldn't reach. I did so with a smile, touched by his "nice old guy" demeanour, only glancing at the item in question as I handed it to him. It was a porn mag. FML

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By beurk / Friday 6 February 2015 05:18 / France - Paris

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By Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 | 20

#7527956 - Thursday 10 August 2017 11:54

So? He's too old to know how to use the interent. Let him read his porn...

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By Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 | 20

#7527956 - Thursday 10 August 2017 11:54

So? He's too old to know how to use the interent. Let him read his porn...

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