Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
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luismyl 6
I noticed you still call him boyfriend.
Halcyon3210 6
They're probably his.
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Comments (121)
mrahhhhh 21
The longer you've been dating, the more this sucks.
miserypoison 13
Invite him to your place, get a pair of your dads underpants and be like, oh don't worry about those.. Just casually washing my lover's underpants.
kiaralove53 0
Maybe stuff his ex forgot to take? God knows why he would keep it though.
valalvax 13
Because it was under his bed? I mean, I don't even know what's under my bed
steelersfan829 1
if you say he was "searching" under the bed it's obviously a place he doesn't look very often. They could possibly be from an ex, so don't accuse right away.
Yellow_Fish79 11
Wow. Wonder what his amazing excuse was since your still calling him boyfriend. FYL.
Cinn_fml 23
Isn't it possible they belonged to an ex and he just didn't know they were still there? I mean, it's also possible that they're more recent than that, which suggests something less nice. But it would be really stupid of him if they were from a girl he was cheating on you with.
rattusrattus 19
That does imply that his ex left his house without any underwear on...
Cinn_fml 23
Not if she took a change of clothes, including underwear. Using your logic it implies whoever they belong to left without underwear.
duckman9 55
it also suggests that he doesn't clean up under his bed that often...
Cinn_fml 23
Which is possible. It's also possible that they ended up in the back of a cupboard somewhere or something and he found them not long ago and thought they might be the OP's, and if they weren't he could throw them out... It's also vaguely possible they ended up in the laundry and no one recognised/claimed them (say if he has sisters or something) and so he assumed they were the OP's. There's many vague possibilities here. But the point is that it doesn't automatically mean he's cheating, tbf if he is, then he's more likely to hide them from her or something.
AlejandraaxD 0
Imagining..
no_clue_4_u 4
You mean "ex-boyfriend", right?!?!
Livinia 11
At least you didn't find his dad's black lacy thong.
nevergo 10
Ha I love it when people reference other FMLs. Props are given.
Jacobt24 19
Never mind she probably stayed the night and forgot to change back clothes. I wish is was the other option -_-