Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
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luismyl 6
I noticed you still call him boyfriend.
Halcyon3210 6
They're probably his.
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Comments (121)
grovervac3000 15
Who's are they then?
Dallasluver19 14
Why would he ask if they were yours? They should be because your his ONLY girlfriend. Right?
teresee 8
Notice the part where he 'asked you'?! Shouldn't they be yours by default?!
Hawaii84 16
Am I the only one wondering how the girl got home without her top?
xXAlorraXx 11
you mean ex right?
cdncw 20
Over the last 5 months, I've found the following items in my house: 2 pairs of women's socks 2 pairs of panties 1 pair of women's heels 1 woman's shirt 1 woman's razor 1 bra A few of the items belong to someone that I haven't seen in approximately two years. Most of the stuff was from people crashing at my place after clubbing (to avoid drinking and driving), or people who got ready to go out at my place and forgot parts of their original outfit when they left. It's amazing what you find in places you never look. If "finding an unknown piece of clothing" was a definitive indicator of cheating, then I'd be in big trouble over these last two years.
BigSloppyMeowMix 9
Easy now, maybe they're from an ex. If not, dump his ass.