Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
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luismyl 6
I noticed you still call him boyfriend.
Halcyon3210 6
They're probably his.
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Comments (121)
bootje 5
you had to ASK if they were yours?
Cinn_fml 23
The FML says that he found them and that he asked.
Opium_Production 5
I've been looking for that bra. It's my favorite see through lacey one from walmart.
Deathhound 27
So nice of him...
tona01 16
So? Tell him to put them back in and problem solved
rkg0o18 7
You know he was cheating if he even had to ask if it was yours :(
lalagurl11 6
Ur soooo right
Cinn_fml 23
Not necessarily, not if he never cleans/looks under his bed, then they could've been there for ages, like before the OP became his girlfriend.
rkg0o18 7
True. There's that. Then the OP shouldn't be too worried if it was before they got together.
lalagurl11 6
**** you bitches
BOOSCAREDU 0
Why? How is this related to the FML?
miniTOFU 0
free clothes?
miniTOFU 0
free clothes?
willb2107 0
Today, I found out my BF cheated on me. FML Listen honey, your life isn't completely ******. This happens to so many people, get over it...
Enslaved 38
Remember that, when you find out your girlfriend ****** around on you.
TheRealHouse 7
My sister once dropped a bra out of a bag into the back seat of my car and my girlfriend found it. Just saying you never know...