Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
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luismyl 6
I noticed you still call him boyfriend.
Halcyon3210 6
They're probably his.
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Comments (121)
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Its ok...maybe theyre from a while back?
caseyy17 0
If I am not mistaken, I believe your "boyfriend" may have cheated.
Enslaved 38
For your sake, hopefully they've been there for awhile, long before you were in the picture.
LowLives 9
Sigh men... My ex did the same thing only he insisted it was mine first and when that didn't work he then changed his story that it was his exes and it was there for over 2 years.
chelseaaababyyy 17
same thing happened to me but it was underwear and his mom found it and was pissed and was like 'i found your underwear !', but it clearly wasnt mine and he tried to say it was his exes. dumbasses /:
DeadxManxWalking 27
Surprisingly he pulled them out and questioned if they were OP's therefore he's not cheating otherwise he would have known and tried to hide them.
sandmancometh 3
The only intelligent comment here, good job.
DeadxManxWalking 27
Thank you sir/ma'am. Everyone else, after reading the FML , immediately insists on dumping him but don't think it in more than one way. He asked so he didn't know who's they were, I'm sure if he cheated he would have known/remembered.
DeadxManxWalking 27
There his sister's possibly
patacus 14
or maybe theyre from a previous girlfriend. thats possible too
beveywevey 5
If they don't belong to his mom or sister and were accidentally put in his room, break up with him!
DeadxManxWalking 27
Accidentally put in? You make it sound as if someone planted it
sannah_fml 8
That's no big deal. He no doubt dated other people before you and they left things at his place, and they got packed with other things as he moved from place to place.
haniam16 6
Then theyre his