Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
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luismyl 6
I noticed you still call him boyfriend.
Halcyon3210 6
They're probably his.
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Comments (121)
fyreshadowes 2
Something similar happened to me once. I stayed over at my boyfriend's house, and after I got home the next day, he called to ask if I'd left my bra under his bed. I hadn't (didn't even own a bra the color of the one he was describing) and it was pretty awkward until we realized it was his sister's. Don't automatically assume he's cheating without further evidence.
NotAUsername 5
Ooh, daaayyyyuuum, O.P
VivaLaColdplay 27
104# How did his sisters bra got under his bed?! ._. Something is wrong..
pianogrl96 7
Maybe a cop was hungry and couldnt find a good donut shop. Don't worry it was for a good cause.
noeyolivia 0
what the heck did the other girl leave with?!
Cinn_fml 23
You've never heard of a change of clothes?
noeyolivia 0
ever hear of a pretty picture?(:
Cinn_fml 23
Ever heard of a non-bitchy response? Though I can see that that might've been my fault, I never meant for my original comment to sound bitchy or demeaning, but on reflection I can see how it might read that way.
noeyolivia 0
yeah well you might want to be a little careful with that next time.
Cinn_fml 23
No need to worry. ;p
Nuahavizu 17
Well, i hope it was just left there long ago and he is kind of a slob.. otherwise he is a dumbass.
justanotherhuman 21
Wow. Captain Dipsh!t here is asking his girlfriend if the female panties and top are hers. I really, really like anyone that has that "maaaaan fnck the 5th amendment!" outlook on life.
xXSecondSunXx 3
What is it with all of these people who leave their underwear and bras at somebody elses house?? :P
sacredavatar 2
LIKE A BOSS
maddyyghee 6
That SUCKS !