Today, I went to my cousin's house. I left my bag on the couch as my aunt instructed, only for my cousin to take it and throw it into the swimming pool. My laptop, textbooks and notes were soaked. My exam is in a week, and my aunt won't punish her perfect little angel. FML
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Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML
Today, I discovered my water bottle had leaked and spilled water all over my backpack, ruining my notebooks, soaking my schoolbooks, and destroying my midterm portfolio. FML
Today, I went to school without knowing that all my math books had been peed on by my cousin's cat. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, my garage was flooded. Everything was ruined. My garage also happens to be my study, in which my entire art coursework was drying. My exam is tomorrow and all I have to hand in is a pile of mushy paper. FML
Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
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rwr233b 6
Sue her for damages.
Matayaz 16
What a brat!! Sorry OP. :(
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itwasntme14 19
I would throw the "little angel" into the pool.
ShowMeKay 20
I'd throw the little angel into the pool by smacking him with the laptop. In the face.
tlnorman 18
Tell her she owes you for the damage she demanded that you put the bag there had you kept it you'd still have your things. Don't let family members walk all over you they're manipulative that way.
Big_Joey_15 2
BEAT THAT ASS ..... just don't go to jail..... unless there 18yrs old then beat the shit out of him.…..
dansco 25
Chuck him into the pool! Followed by his prize possessions like X-Box/PS4, tablet & phone. Then if you get told off then say you did the same as the little shit! ?
kiyalee 6
yo it's time to beat that ass. tell your mom or someone and sue that little brat for damages smh with this dumb ?
EyRaB 17
Sigh. Tough love works. This, on the other hand, isn't even love. It's ignorance on her part. Sorry that you had this happen to you OP
BlackyxRose 11
I say get your mother to get the kid to pay back for everything, at the least, and talk to your professor I'm sure they'll understand I know there are usually notes taken for the special needs kids, ask to have a copy of those because of this circumstance
FFStepchild283 24
Yeah, time to drown his game counsel, TV and tell her it's still not equal to what you lost! His stuff isn't needed, yours was for schooling to further better yourself in life....andbwhen all is said and done, beat the shit out of the little ******!!
kazmie 8
That's what's wrong with the world these days. Kids lack parenting and respect for anything.
vintageart1994 16
I have an aunt and cousin like that.