Today, I went to my cousin's house. I left my bag on the couch as my aunt instructed, only for my cousin to take it and throw it into the swimming pool. My laptop, textbooks and notes were soaked. My exam is in a week, and my aunt won't punish her perfect little angel. FML
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Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML
Today, I discovered my water bottle had leaked and spilled water all over my backpack, ruining my notebooks, soaking my schoolbooks, and destroying my midterm portfolio. FML
Today, I went to school without knowing that all my math books had been peed on by my cousin's cat. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, my garage was flooded. Everything was ruined. My garage also happens to be my study, in which my entire art coursework was drying. My exam is tomorrow and all I have to hand in is a pile of mushy paper. FML
Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
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rwr233b 6
Sue her for damages.
Matayaz 16
What a brat!! Sorry OP. :(
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ELoni_fml 25
Smack that kid over the head with your broken laptop. Somebody has to..
ki087 20
you know there is a company that will mail a box full of elephant poop to someone for $15.
ChristinePi 36
There is also a company that will ship your enemies glitter. That might not sound too bad but the way they do it is you open the letter and glitter falls everywhere. Glitter is a bitch to clean up.
ki087 20
I've heard of that too. Yea glitter is a bitch to clean. that would be fun too!
ThatHorse 15
glitter covered elephant shit! that's the best way to do it. If you use enough glitter not all of it will stick and it'll fall everywhere and smell on top of that.
Eliiara 11
That's actually really horrible. Text books alone can be $600, can't imagine how much that laptop was. A potentially failed class as well (like maybe you had saved papers too on there). Wow that's definitely a sticky situation since it's family but I would honestly be extremely upset and probably take them to court.
worldclassrager 41
How old is your cousin?
courtzzz23 17
hope her perfect little angel can swim!
Geckosrock99 33
Sue for damages. Who cares if it puts a rip in your relationship with your aunt, her kid caused at the very least a thousand dollars in damages. She should have raised her kid not to take other people's stuff. Plus it sounds like she either doesn't have a gate around her pool, or your cousin is old enough to reach the latch (which means he should know better). After suing and successfully getting everything replaced, I'd cut ties with her, OP, if she didn't do so already, that is.
Xealkry 18
Again, a kid has no idea what's wrong and right.
Red_Curls1995 28
Yes they do if they're taught properly. Saying kids don't know any better is an excuse.
Raxier2112 6
This is where the parenting comes in and the parent takes responsibility for the mistake, but that's not the case anymore sadly
VeganVampyre 27
I have two little sisters and they have always known not to touch my stuff, or even so much as enter my room, without my permission. Even when they were 2-3 years old. And they definitely know better than to do anything to destroy my stuff even if they do touch it. They're always very careful. So yes, kids do know right from wrong. Especially if you teach them right from wrong and enforce it like a proper parent is supposed to do.
WreckeRalph36 18
So what's stopping you from dishing out a punishment?
MeltedMango 8
Just wondering, but how old is your cousin?
ChristinePi 36
Could you tell your parents who could make your aunt punish her "little angel?"