Today, I went to my cousin's house. I left my bag on the couch as my aunt instructed, only for my cousin to take it and throw it into the swimming pool. My laptop, textbooks and notes were soaked. My exam is in a week, and my aunt won't punish her perfect little angel. FML
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Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML
Today, I discovered my water bottle had leaked and spilled water all over my backpack, ruining my notebooks, soaking my schoolbooks, and destroying my midterm portfolio. FML
Today, I went to school without knowing that all my math books had been peed on by my cousin's cat. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, my garage was flooded. Everything was ruined. My garage also happens to be my study, in which my entire art coursework was drying. My exam is tomorrow and all I have to hand in is a pile of mushy paper. FML
Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
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rwr233b 6
Sue her for damages.
Matayaz 16
What a brat!! Sorry OP. :(
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omzz15 23
Tell her she needs to pay for it
vb68_fml 28
Do the same to her little angel computer...she will get the message ...
Richard6036 13
Then punish the aunt by handing her a bill for your damages and then may be a couple thousand dollars later she will know how to discipline her child and there's ways to do it without beating
norotu01 6
That's messed up man!
zeffra13 31
I have bad luck with technology so I learned to always have my school stuff backed up on an external hard drive or an online storage site like Dropbox. Very useful in these situations. Seriously though, kids needs discipline and your aunt HAS to pay for your stuff (at least what it could've been sold for if not what you feel it was worth/costs to replace).
Dexter83_fml 17
That sucks op make sure you sue for damages if you don't your silly. Update us please
momac86 17
If I knew she had little brats I wouldn't take expensive stuff there
katina1236 20
I know the feeling dude, while mine wasn't nearly as bad I had a neighbours brat of a kid throw a fit because I told him no to having a snack when dinner was in 5 minutes. The creaton (just what I call him now) threw my bag in the pool soaked my new speaker, ruined my passport and totally killed the remote for the new security system at work. He's lucky he's alive and his mother did nothing to punish him either. Anyway I'd throw a huge fit demand the brat be punished and have your aunt replace everything, or better yet if the kid gets allowance make the kid replace everything. (I know she won't have a lot of money but if her mom replaces it she can just not give her an allowance until it's paid because that ***** expensive at least thousands)
halfawannabe 14
It sounds to me like Aunt is refusing to believe her child did it. But yeah, I'm with the sue happy people. But first I'd suggest calmly talking to her about the physical damages and going to your professors and explaining what happened. I really hope your computer was backed up.
RudeDudeSB 5
Fight them both