Today, I went to my cousin's house. I left my bag on the couch as my aunt instructed, only for my cousin to take it and throw it into the swimming pool. My laptop, textbooks and notes were soaked. My exam is in a week, and my aunt won't punish her perfect little angel. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML
Today, I discovered my water bottle had leaked and spilled water all over my backpack, ruining my notebooks, soaking my schoolbooks, and destroying my midterm portfolio. FML
Today, I went to school without knowing that all my math books had been peed on by my cousin's cat. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, my garage was flooded. Everything was ruined. My garage also happens to be my study, in which my entire art coursework was drying. My exam is tomorrow and all I have to hand in is a pile of mushy paper. FML
Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
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rwr233b 6
Sue her for damages.
Matayaz 16
What a brat!! Sorry OP. :(
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Comments (123)
rachael_king_11 16
Ask her to replace everything and if she says no then threaten to sue her. She will probably give you the money rather than paying for lawyers and go to court and everything.
suri23 11
This small claims stuff, no lawyer needed. See you on Judge Judy!
seguinbabe 2
Id punch the child!!
ProSwimmerFL 16
Hold him under the water for as long as your stuff was under plus a minute or two I'm sure he will then apologize for the pain he caused your laptop etc etc
metallica427 10
either beat the **** out of her or sue her
hardcorefan16 22
That's messed up.
TheGamingGamer 28
BEAT. HIS. ASS.
hoosiergirl94 31
What a little bitch
ringaringaring 16
I'd sue her. Hopefully we see a follow up!
me1224 12
Punch your aunt and then sue her
luvjkb 10
Don't worry, Harry. The Weasleys will break you out of the Dursleys' house soon!