Today, I went to my cousin's house. I left my bag on the couch as my aunt instructed, only for my cousin to take it and throw it into the swimming pool. My laptop, textbooks and notes were soaked. My exam is in a week, and my aunt won't punish her perfect little angel. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML
Today, I discovered my water bottle had leaked and spilled water all over my backpack, ruining my notebooks, soaking my schoolbooks, and destroying my midterm portfolio. FML
Today, I went to school without knowing that all my math books had been peed on by my cousin's cat. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, my garage was flooded. Everything was ruined. My garage also happens to be my study, in which my entire art coursework was drying. My exam is tomorrow and all I have to hand in is a pile of mushy paper. FML
Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
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rwr233b 6
Sue her for damages.
Matayaz 16
What a brat!! Sorry OP. :(
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shonic 16
"angel"
backoffuugly 11
well you should do that. cause you are family right. family should help each other when they in the trouble
hank0311 10
Look. Sometime the natural selection process lets a few tards slide by that should have been blow jobs. Keep working hard OP, when your a lawyer and they are cleaning pools for a living let them know they can wash your Porsche for some spare change. Roll a few hundred dollar bills into the trash and then hand them a five and tell them to get the f*ck out. Revenge is best served with built up anger from 15 years of getting ****** with. But in a good way. Be productive and don't let them get you down. If this thing had a donate now button I would invest in your future laptop for success. Head high moving forward no time for the retards!
fabcade 14
seriously sue her. what did your parents say.
GreekGleek6 22
OP I am sorry, so so sorry. I literally mumbled you poor thing when I read this. At my university we have access to everybody's email that is in our class, I recommend doing a mass email explaining what happened and asking for help, I'm sure somebody will take pity and let you use their notes. I'd also email your instructor explaining what happened. As for the laptop, most universities have libraries with a bunch of computers, I'd basically move in their until you can get this sorted out. If your campus doesn't have a library to use, there are always public libraries. I apologize in case you already know this stuff, but if this is like your first semester you might not, and I had to clarify for others reading the comments. Also, I obviously don't know where you go, so I don't know the things your university offers. I hope you don't think I'm treating you like an idiot, if you were, you wouldn't be upset about your notes probably because you wouldn't be studying lol. (To others I was joking, I'm not trying to imply that people are idiots if they don't study.) Good luck OP, may whatever god, gods you believe in (if you believe in one/any) be with you. PS: Is you've read this far, sorry for the long comment, have a good day :)
Runescape10 5
That Is when you punish her "perfect" little angel.
Solano2580 24
Everyone keeps saying to sue the aunt. Here's the thing, we are talking about a college student, who has exams in a week. I don't think anyone in their right mind would waste the time to do that, just try to get notes from a classmate and after the exam you demand that she pay for everything, at that point you sue if she refuses.
jrapp 8
Sue her
caliguy08 17
F that your aunt owes you money
420_blaze_it 7
Throw your aunt and your cousin's stuff into the pool see how those ******* like that