Today, I went to my cousin's house. I left my bag on the couch as my aunt instructed, only for my cousin to take it and throw it into the swimming pool. My laptop, textbooks and notes were soaked. My exam is in a week, and my aunt won't punish her perfect little angel. FML
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Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML
Today, I discovered my water bottle had leaked and spilled water all over my backpack, ruining my notebooks, soaking my schoolbooks, and destroying my midterm portfolio. FML
Today, I went to school without knowing that all my math books had been peed on by my cousin's cat. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, my garage was flooded. Everything was ruined. My garage also happens to be my study, in which my entire art coursework was drying. My exam is tomorrow and all I have to hand in is a pile of mushy paper. FML
Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
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rwr233b 6
Sue her for damages.
Matayaz 16
What a brat!! Sorry OP. :(
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AlcyoneBlack 11
Honestly I would never usually say this but I agree with what a lot of people are saying on the concept of getting your aunt to pay the damages either in or out of court. Laptops cost a lot and books (depending on where you get them and how many) can cost from $100-700. Not to mention how much emotional stress that losing all of your work and notes for an exam can do. I honestly wouldn't care if one of my aunts punished the kid or not [though I still think that kid deserved an old fashion spanking. I would've gotten my ass turned bright red if I ever did that to one of my cousins] I'd still ask for the money to at least help replace all of the stuff lost just cause that stuff is expensive and most college students do NOT have the money to buy both a new laptop and new textbooks (even used ones) [I should know I am a college student right now]. I hope things work out for you and you have someone to at least help you pass the exam for now.
PhoenixChick 26
This is where small claims court is your friend. Usually only costs $20 to file, you can sue for up to $5000. It may take months, just keep your records. Take pictures of the ruined things, get tape of the aunt talking about her kid doing it, get copies of receipts or original costs for all the books, laptop, etc. By the time the case comes up, have the cost for the class you payed for and may have to retake. It may take awhile, but she WILL pay, and hopefully the stress of waiting for this to play out will teach the stupid woman a lesson.
yourleftfoot 3
That's heavy
Lexipants 21
I normally don't jump on the lawsuit bandwagon, but in this instance, I'd say it's a perfectly reasonable small claims case.
christianbb 4
SHANK THE LIL FETUS!!!
taybabe121 10
child abusing time.
MenAreFromVegas 5
beat his bitch ass.
fantasyworld 39
Take her to small claims court.
BestPosts 2
That's ****** up
FujisakiChihiro 24
Drown that little ******. (Don't actually kill anyone.)