Gym Motivation By FML Videos - 24/10/2018 12:30 - United States - New York You can do it! I agree, your life sucks 261 You deserved it 72 Share Tweet Share
Today, I received two letters, one from my mom, the other from my dad, about how much they missed me with me not being around them. I called my mom, feeling sad. She didn't sound sad at all. She asked me which letter was better. My parents were competing each other which letter would be more moving. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 370 You deserved it 2 422
Today, I tried to catch a rogue soccer ball at the park. I sprinted, leapt into the air, and managed to catch it. I also managed to trip on a picnic blanket, crash into a stroller (which was thankfully empty), and fall face-first into a salad bowl full of potato salad. FML I agree, your life sucks 132 You deserved it 480
Today, someone who lives off the government stated that all I do as a front line nurse is wipe arses, and that I know nothing about Covid because I'm not a doctor. He refuses to get the vaccine as well. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 108 You deserved it 160
Today, I was minding my own business when the guy I have a crush on sat down next to me at work, explained that he heard that I had a crush on him and that he was flattered, but that we should "be friends" because I'm a "nice girl". I was rejected by someone I didn't even pursue. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 583 You deserved it 145
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 599 You deserved it 237
Today, I had a date with a guy I’ve known casually for a few weeks. Everything was OK, until he asked me to come back to his place because he had something “to share with me.” Apparently, he’s double jointed, because his mouth reaches below his waist. He even finished. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 117 You deserved it 195
Today, my girlfriend asked if I could somehow get uncircumcised so I could add an inch to my length. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 019 You deserved it 488
Today, I've had a crush on a guy for a while - a friend of mine knows this. I finally decided to find out once and for all if there was any chance with him, so I drove to his house, armed with a home cooked meal and wine, only to find the very friend I confided in was at his house. It turns out they are now an item. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 167 You deserved it 158