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By anx133 - China Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML I agree, your life sucks 37428 You deserved it 6643 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Lawrence Today, my teenage daughter asked me if accents are hereditary. FML I agree, your life sucks 22624 You deserved it 4206 162 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By livingamongtheflowers - United States Today, I received yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applied to. After crying for a week about how lousy I felt, my older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML I agree, your life sucks 73830 You deserved it 5450 160 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Slow Down - 29/10/2020 13:01 - United Kingdom - Hounslow Close Zoom, quick sharp Today, I had a first date via video, due to Covid. It was the first time a girl had asked me out, and she seemed very enthusiastic. Until she started to worry me by throwing in the L-word about 10 minutes in, and talking about our wedding. I've never even met this person in real life. FML I agree, your life sucks 1072 You deserved it 109 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Fort Lauderdale Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML I agree, your life sucks 41897 You deserved it 2765 144 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ImAnEngineer - United States - Canandaigua Today, my boss quit, leaving me as the only structural engineer at my company. I'm fresh out of college and will have to finish the projects on my own. Hope Google can teach me how to do this. FML I agree, your life sucks 25589 You deserved it 1858 59 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Need Clothes Now - United States - Pendleton Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML I agree, your life sucks 39613 You deserved it 3342 41 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lingadoo - Kuwait - Kuwait Today, I thought I felt something itch my butt as I sat down on the toilet. Sure it was just my imagination, I did my business. When I was done I saw there were 4 cockroaches crawling under the seat. FML I agree, your life sucks 31927 You deserved it 4830 129 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MikeNick - United States Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML I agree, your life sucks 34627 You deserved it 9772 205 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By JFC Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend while the rest of my family goes to Cuba. Her neighbor started hitting on me. As it turns out, "he" was actually born as a "she", and now I'm apparently a transphobic bitch for not being interested. Two more days to go. FML I agree, your life sucks 11993 You deserved it 995 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Perth Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that The Interview wasn't a documentary and that Kim Jong-un wasn't actually assassinated by a pair of goofy reporters. FML I agree, your life sucks 31404 You deserved it 6291 69 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DQB - Canada Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later, I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge, and I had to push my car all the way across. FML I agree, your life sucks 10088 You deserved it 61758 83 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ihatemyjob - United States Today, my boss told me that he didn’t want to promote me because my, “scores were too good.” He then told me that I would be getting twice as much work to do than my coworkers, without a raise. I work minimum wage. FML I agree, your life sucks 2330 You deserved it 161 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By puzzled - United Kingdom Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML I agree, your life sucks 32591 You deserved it 3207 266 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Username - France Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML I agree, your life sucks 41741 You deserved it 8937 195 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dumped and pregnant Today, my ex dumped me for his ex that cheated on him. Today, I also found out I am pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML I agree, your life sucks 4574 You deserved it 471 28 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sodapants - United States - San Francisco Today, a man came by with a large drink and sat next to me in the bus terminal. In all his wisdom, he tried setting it between the seats. Naturally, it spilled all over me. I now have to sit with a soaked pair of pants and a wet carry on from Nashville to Atlanta. The bus trip is 5 hours long. FML I agree, your life sucks 17951 You deserved it 1148 26 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Kingman Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML I agree, your life sucks 22313 You deserved it 5163 54 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tmi4me - United States Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML I agree, your life sucks 32216 You deserved it 2056 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By psychworker - United States Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my co-worker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML I agree, your life sucks 27998 You deserved it 3921 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By wearyconsumer Today, I threw out all the food in the freezer that my mom had been keeping since 2013. When she found out, she said, "frozen food doesn't go bad." FML I agree, your life sucks 8406 You deserved it 1100 47 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jeed(1) - France - Marseille Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML I agree, your life sucks 49456 You deserved it 5250 126 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By doesntkissalot - United States Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on and stated that the average person spends more than 20,000 minutes kissing. I've spent less than three. FML I agree, your life sucks 35259 You deserved it 6054 340 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sadstorylifee - United States Today, I had to admit to my parents that the reason I don't want a sixteenth birthday party isn't because I'm being spoiled and I expected my parents to take me on a lavish vacation, but because I don't have any friends to invite. FML I agree, your life sucks 34943 You deserved it 4678 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Larentiah - United States Today, I realized how bad my feelings of inadequacy compared to other women and jealousy are when I started thumbing down songs on Pandora simply because the cover art had a better looking woman than me on it. FML I agree, your life sucks 9635 You deserved it 31396 222 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By RaceCar - United States Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML I agree, your life sucks 25596 You deserved it 20950 320 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my mom found a box full of stuff she had been looking for. She starts going through it and finds baby pictures of my sister and I as well as pictures of the cats. She puts my baby pictures back in the box and closes the lid. The cat pictures are now hanging in her living room. FML I agree, your life sucks 51804 You deserved it 3804 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Germany - Munich Today, after finally finishing a huge internal rebranding project at work, which I've poured blood, sweat and tears into over the last 12 months, I found out we're being acquired by another company and that our new brand will no longer exist. FML I agree, your life sucks 34008 You deserved it 2507 41 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Weldingtags - United States Today, my dad asked if I'd help him clean the gutters. I was given the responsibility of holding the ladder while he went on the roof. All I heard was laughter before a year's worth of rotting vegetation landed on top of my head. FML I agree, your life sucks 28002 You deserved it 2934 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cantstoplaughing - United States Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML I agree, your life sucks 43637 You deserved it 3969 202 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Concord Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML I agree, your life sucks 7993 You deserved it 25089 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Et tu, Brute? Today, I applied for a new job as a maintenance technician. About 10 minutes after submitting my resume, I received a rejection letter. My girlfriend is their HR person. FML I agree, your life sucks 3224 You deserved it 430 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By latter - United States - Middle River Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML I agree, your life sucks 43193 You deserved it 3290 143 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my date took nearly 10 minutes to get an erection, had to be shown where the entrance to my vagina was, since he kept missing it and poking me in the thigh, he orgasmed after only 3 thrusts, fell asleep straight away, then an hour later had the nerve to ask if I’d had fun too. FML I agree, your life sucks 2812 You deserved it 464 23 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML I agree, your life sucks 48796 You deserved it 7816 69 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By purpleivy - United States Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML I agree, your life sucks 35586 You deserved it 2412 126 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - Australia Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML I agree, your life sucks 14429 You deserved it 33879 125 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By damnnn - Australia Today, I was standing on a step ladder to reach the batteries on top of my fridge so I could change the ones in my TV remote. My sister thought it would be funny to shake the ladder and see what would happen. I now have a broken leg and a TV remote with dead batteries in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 27748 You deserved it 2015 53 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - South Africa - Cape Town Today, my boyfriend found a take-out menu under my bed. It's probably been there for months. He looked at it and said, "Well, that explains a lot." FML I agree, your life sucks 22633 You deserved it 4665 145 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Oundle Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML I agree, your life sucks 31269 You deserved it 3626 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much... I agree, your life sucks 440 You deserved it 105 6 Comments
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 879 You deserved it 45 7 Comments