I see what you did there.

+1 for creeper pic

how'd op type the fml if both hands were stuck in the vending machine lol

You are rape ready!

that's what she said

ha!

minecraft!!!!!!

Are you retarded for not spelling out 'you'?

Yeah this coming from I R Genuis..? Are you retarded for not writing are ?

Touché.

I did this once except it wasn't my hands it was my penis. and it wasn't a vending machine it has Whitney Houston's vajajay

use your foot now :-p

wutz u smukin on I r geonous! stup smukin crick cokain

wut r u smukkin on ir genus! stup smukinn cruk cockain

#30, If you're going to insult me, atleast spell 'genius' right. I take it you never heard of irony? That's why my name is spelled like that dumbass.

Suck it. So you read this FML, then made your account with that name so you could make an ironic comment ?

Actually, I've had my account way longer then you have. Please read the rules on the FAQ because you try and insult someone over the internet. Thank you and have a nice day.

I don't think he is retarded I think he needs to stop eating

Commencing stupid FML fight in... 3...2...1... P.S. Stop calling people 'retards' or "retarded" when you mean stupid or idiotic.

FK

let go of the can!

but arms grow back again, don't they?

if both of it hands r stuck, then how r u typing this fml?

Doh!

I don't see the big deal about Klondike Bars, it's just a generic vanilla ice cream with a chocolate shell.

Because all FMLs are submitted the very second they happen. It couldn't possibly be that this happened earlier in the day, earlier in the week, earlier in the month, or even in the future! It couldn't possibly be that every FML has to start with "Today," regardless of its time of occurrence.

dang I thought it was because after they got over it they submit it. I guess I was wrong. :(

dang I thought it was because after they got over it they submit it. I guess I was wrong. :(

yes.