By CandyMachine - 16/02/2011 23:58 - United States

Today, I went to the vending machine, put in a dollar, and reached down to grab my snack. The slot door wouldn't open, so I pushed it harder. I got my hand in, but the door got stuck again, this time with my hand inside. I tried to push with my other hand. It got stuck too. FML
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schwiggidy 0

when it don't fit in the slot, harder! harder!

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schwiggidy 0

when it don't fit in the slot, harder! harder!

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MaximilianMarche 0

how'd op type the fml if both hands were stuck in the vending machine lol

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harry_potter_luv 0

that's what she said

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Allforthelawlz 0

minecraft!!!!!!

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I_R_Genius 3

Are you retarded for not spelling out 'you'?

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iiTzPokemon 4

Yeah this coming from I R Genuis..? Are you retarded for not writing are ?

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

I did this once except it wasn't my hands it was my penis. and it wasn't a vending machine it has Whitney Houston's vajajay

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LifeSucksbtw 0

wutz u smukin on I r geonous! stup smukin crick cokain

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LifeSucksbtw 0

wut r u smukkin on ir genus! stup smukinn cruk cockain

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I_R_Genius 3

#30, If you're going to insult me, atleast spell 'genius' right. I take it you never heard of irony? That's why my name is spelled like that dumbass.

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iiTzPokemon 4

Suck it. So you read this FML, then made your account with that name so you could make an ironic comment ?

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I_R_Genius 3

Actually, I've had my account way longer then you have. Please read the rules on the FAQ because you try and insult someone over the internet. Thank you and have a nice day.

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Pawned71 0

I don't think he is retarded I think he needs to stop eating

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kei1108 13

Commencing stupid FML fight in... 3...2...1... P.S. Stop calling people 'retards' or "retarded" when you mean stupid or idiotic.

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schwiggidy 0

when it don't fit in the slot, harder! harder!

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Phustercluck 11

I don't see the big deal about Klondike Bars, it's just a generic vanilla ice cream with a chocolate shell.

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peachezthelette 22

And it's amazing how you're typing..

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allmidnighteyes 10

Because all FMLs are submitted the very second they happen. It couldn't possibly be that this happened earlier in the day, earlier in the week, earlier in the month, or even in the future! It couldn't possibly be that every FML has to start with "Today," regardless of its time of occurrence.

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EpicPear 0

dang I thought it was because after they got over it they submit it. I guess I was wrong. :(

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EpicPear 0

dang I thought it was because after they got over it they submit it. I guess I was wrong. :(

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nikki9tails 3

you know what would have been funnier, if you got your iPhone stuck in the vending machine and you were writing this fml bored waiting to be saved lol

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