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This is what constitutes humour these days? What happened to whoopie cushions and rubber chickens and fart jokes? In my day, we, uh...shit, I forget. But it was funny, dammit!

Drew penises on your friends' cave paintings? Chiseled obscenities on your teacher's rock slab?

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Looks like Mr. Krabs is at it again!

No, if it were Mr. Krabs, he would get his money AND an item.

Exactly #14, Mr. Krabs is not gonna get punked out by friend and a vending machine when it comes money.

I meant that mr krabs was behind the vending machine

Mr. Krabs inserts $1 and gets $20 in return

#14, You are missing the joke. Mr. Krabs DID get both an item and the money in that scenario because he was behind the machine.

30 Well I get that now. At first, it didn't seem obvious to me that that's what 12 was saying. Call it stupid on my part, but oh well.

Don't worry 39, I saw it the way you did too.

Those dang vending machines...

Normally they do return your money. The ones that don't are usually the ones that look like they come out of a dumpster.

This is what constitutes humour these days? What happened to whoopie cushions and rubber chickens and fart jokes? In my day, we, uh...shit, I forget. But it was funny, dammit!

Drew penises on your friends' cave paintings? Chiseled obscenities on your teacher's rock slab?

Tired your wife's hair to a sleeping sabertooth tiger's tail?

Stuck a bottle up your anus and took an x ray?

Ding-dong ditched a wooly mammoth and decided that the last one back to camp was a human pancake?

29-What the fuck?

@42. Look at docbasturds picture.

43-Oh. To be perfectly honest, I didn't even know what that was until now.

That's not an xray of him... I don't think he's that stupid.

But you are.

According to his blog, it was one of his more idiotic patients. He's a trauma bay doctor.

Spare Change.... Spare Change...

California takes care of the homeless...

Shake that thing and show the vending machine who's boss. It'll crap itself and give out freebies.

That's how people end up dead.

I hope your friend at least gave you a piggyback home to make up for it.

It's all fun and games until someone loses there pocket change!!

Where pocket change? There pocket change! Try "their", genius. And technically it should be "his" since "someone" is singular.

Lol sure thing buddy

To be honest, Doc is correct, THERE is no doubt about it

I see, grammar is very vital on this site cite sight

Good observation. If you can't pass third grade grammar, you shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.

I can't use grammar right I'm a failure at life :(

Actually, "they" is commonly used as a gender neutral third person singular pronoun, so "their" can be correct (and Webster backs me up). "There" is obviously incorrect though.

Did you make your friend give you bus money? But FYL anyways

At least you will do some exercise by walking home! ;)

I hope your friend plans on paying you back.