By Eodowoiono - 06/08/2013 16:20 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, as a joke, my friend put my bus money in the vending machine. Not only did the machine not return my money, it wouldn't give me an item in return. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 278
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This is what constitutes humour these days? What happened to whoopie cushions and rubber chickens and fart jokes? In my day, we, uh...shit, I forget. But it was funny, dammit!

rg350dx 29

Drew penises on your friends' cave paintings? Chiseled obscenities on your teacher's rock slab?

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Looks like Mr. Krabs is at it again!

Pwn17 25

No, if it were Mr. Krabs, he would get his money AND an item.

Exactly #14, Mr. Krabs is not gonna get punked out by friend and a vending machine when it comes money.

I meant that mr krabs was behind the vending machine

Mr. Krabs inserts $1 and gets $20 in return

T9FTW 20

#14, You are missing the joke. Mr. Krabs DID get both an item and the money in that scenario because he was behind the machine.

Pwn17 25

30 Well I get that now. At first, it didn't seem obvious to me that that's what 12 was saying. Call it stupid on my part, but oh well.

Don't worry 39, I saw it the way you did too.

Mynameislinh 24

Those dang vending machines...

Normally they do return your money. The ones that don't are usually the ones that look like they come out of a dumpster.

This is what constitutes humour these days? What happened to whoopie cushions and rubber chickens and fart jokes? In my day, we, uh...shit, I forget. But it was funny, dammit!

rg350dx 29

Drew penises on your friends' cave paintings? Chiseled obscenities on your teacher's rock slab?

Tired your wife's hair to a sleeping sabertooth tiger's tail?

Stuck a bottle up your anus and took an x ray?

Ding-dong ditched a wooly mammoth and decided that the last one back to camp was a human pancake?

Pwn17 25

29-What the fuck?

@42. Look at docbasturds picture.

Pwn17 25

43-Oh. To be perfectly honest, I didn't even know what that was until now.

bandeek 30

That's not an xray of him... I don't think he's that stupid.

ViRepz 28

But you are.

According to his blog, it was one of his more idiotic patients. He's a trauma bay doctor.

PterodactylMan 23

Spare Change.... Spare Change...

thrAsHeRr9081 16

California takes care of the homeless...

oj101 33

Shake that thing and show the vending machine who's boss. It'll crap itself and give out freebies.

Donat96 20

That's how people end up dead.

I hope your friend at least gave you a piggyback home to make up for it.

It's all fun and games until someone loses there pocket change!!

Where pocket change? There pocket change! Try "their", genius. And technically it should be "his" since "someone" is singular.

Lol sure thing buddy

To be honest, Doc is correct, THERE is no doubt about it

I see, grammar is very vital on this site cite sight

Good observation. If you can't pass third grade grammar, you shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.

I can't use grammar right I'm a failure at life :(

Actually, "they" is commonly used as a gender neutral third person singular pronoun, so "their" can be correct (and Webster backs me up). "There" is obviously incorrect though.

vballgirly28 16

Did you make your friend give you bus money? But FYL anyways

At least you will do some exercise by walking home! ;)

kandaceelena 8

I hope your friend plans on paying you back.