By Eodowoiono - 06/08/2013 16:20 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, as a joke, my friend put my bus money in the vending machine. Not only did the machine not return my money, it wouldn't give me an item in return. FML
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DocBastard 38

This is what constitutes humour these days? What happened to whoopie cushions and rubber chickens and fart jokes? In my day, we, uh...shit, I forget. But it was funny, dammit!

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rg350dx 29

Drew penises on your friends' cave paintings? Chiseled obscenities on your teacher's rock slab?

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Pwn17 25

No, if it were Mr. Krabs, he would get his money AND an item.

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webbface 25

Exactly #14, Mr. Krabs is not gonna get punked out by friend and a vending machine when it comes money.

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soccerstar1996 18

I meant that mr krabs was behind the vending machine

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TheCanucklehead 22

Mr. Krabs inserts $1 and gets $20 in return

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T9FTW 20

#14, You are missing the joke. Mr. Krabs DID get both an item and the money in that scenario because he was behind the machine.

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Pwn17 25

30 Well I get that now. At first, it didn't seem obvious to me that that's what 12 was saying. Call it stupid on my part, but oh well.

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webbface 25

Don't worry 39, I saw it the way you did too.

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Mynameislinh 24

Those dang vending machines...

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MDTeddy 13

Normally they do return your money. The ones that don't are usually the ones that look like they come out of a dumpster.

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DocBastard 38

This is what constitutes humour these days? What happened to whoopie cushions and rubber chickens and fart jokes? In my day, we, uh...shit, I forget. But it was funny, dammit!

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rg350dx 29

Drew penises on your friends' cave paintings? Chiseled obscenities on your teacher's rock slab?

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Tired your wife's hair to a sleeping sabertooth tiger's tail?

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tj4234 35

Stuck a bottle up your anus and took an x ray?

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hallix 21

Ding-dong ditched a wooly mammoth and decided that the last one back to camp was a human pancake?

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Pwn17 25

43-Oh. To be perfectly honest, I didn't even know what that was until now.

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bandeek 30

That's not an xray of him... I don't think he's that stupid.

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jonmansheppard 9

According to his blog, it was one of his more idiotic patients. He's a trauma bay doctor.

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PterodactylMan 23

Spare Change.... Spare Change...

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

California takes care of the homeless...

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oj101 33

Shake that thing and show the vending machine who's boss. It'll crap itself and give out freebies.

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Donat96 20

That's how people end up dead.

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MissMustard 20

I hope your friend at least gave you a piggyback home to make up for it.

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steve31789 8

It's all fun and games until someone loses there pocket change!!

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DocBastard 38

Where pocket change? There pocket change! Try "their", genius. And technically it should be "his" since "someone" is singular.

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jjessen 20

To be honest, Doc is correct, THERE is no doubt about it

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steve31789 8

I see, grammar is very vital on this site cite sight

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Axipiter 24

Good observation. If you can't pass third grade grammar, you shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.

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steve31789 8

I can't use grammar right I'm a failure at life :(

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sadistmonkey 19

Actually, "they" is commonly used as a gender neutral third person singular pronoun, so "their" can be correct (and Webster backs me up). "There" is obviously incorrect though.

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vballgirly28 16

Did you make your friend give you bus money? But FYL anyways

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kandaceelena 8

I hope your friend plans on paying you back.

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