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Looks like Mr. Krabs is at it again!
Exactly #14, Mr. Krabs is not gonna get punked out by friend and a vending machine when it comes money.
I meant that mr krabs was behind the vending machine
Mr. Krabs inserts $1 and gets $20 in return
Don't worry 39, I saw it the way you did too.
Normally they do return your money. The ones that don't are usually the ones that look like they come out of a dumpster.
This is what constitutes humour these days? What happened to whoopie cushions and rubber chickens and fart jokes? In my day, we, uh...shit, I forget. But it was funny, dammit!
Tired your wife's hair to a sleeping sabertooth tiger's tail?
Stuck a bottle up your anus and took an x ray?
Ding-dong ditched a wooly mammoth and decided that the last one back to camp was a human pancake?
@42. Look at docbasturds picture.
According to his blog, it was one of his more idiotic patients. He's a trauma bay doctor.
I hope your friend at least gave you a piggyback home to make up for it.
It's all fun and games until someone loses there pocket change!!
Where pocket change? There pocket change! Try "their", genius. And technically it should be "his" since "someone" is singular.
Lol sure thing buddy
To be honest, Doc is correct, THERE is no doubt about it
I see, grammar is very vital on this site cite sight
Good observation. If you can't pass third grade grammar, you shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.
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I can't use grammar right I'm a failure at life :(
Actually, "they" is commonly used as a gender neutral third person singular pronoun, so "their" can be correct (and Webster backs me up). "There" is obviously incorrect though.
At least you will do some exercise by walking home! ;)
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This is what constitutes humour these days? What happened to whoopie cushions and rubber chickens and fart jokes? In my day, we, uh...shit, I forget. But it was funny, dammit!
Drew penises on your friends' cave paintings? Chiseled obscenities on your teacher's rock slab?