By aquagoddess - 03/07/2018 19:00

Today, I used the last of my money to buy a bag of vending machine chips for dinner. It got stuck. A passerby saw and generously offered to buy another bag of the same chips to dislodge it. Gratefully, I accepted his offer. It stayed stuck. FML
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Rock the machine back and forth until it falls on you and puts you out of your misery #mykingdomforabagofchips

PenguinPal3017 19

I had a night class in university from 7 to 10. We had a break halfway through. I hadn't eaten yet so I bought a bag of chips from the machine. It got stuck. So I bought another. Also stuck. I bought a third and they all fell down. I was a little embarrassed walking back into class with three bags of chips.

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Two suckers for the price of one!

Rock the machine back and forth until it falls on you and puts you out of your misery #mykingdomforabagofchips

WHSKitty 7

Wtf?

WHSKitty 7

That # makes no sense to me... and it apparently isn’t anywhere else online, either...

julfunky 29

You actually searched “my kingdom for a bag of chips?” HAHAHAHAAHAHAA. Ahh. Now try “my kingdom for a horse.”

It works. I was in the same situation back when I was a kid in school, except it was over a can of pop and not chips. I ended up rocking it so much that a few other cans of pop came loose. I ended up sharing the extra ones :)

You do know people have been killed that way?

Donut_Wizard 23

I’d recommend calling the A Team, but they charge a lot for an appearance.

WHSKitty 7

Roflmao

Should've gone to the supermarket. Best prices you'll ever get short of buying wholesale, and there's no risk that they'll get stuck somewhere inconvenient after you've paid.

No risk? We obviously who in very different places.

Don't you be assuming where I who, good sir.

I have no idea what autocorrect was thinking there.

well at least he tried lmao

He obviously passed on the golden opportunity to take you out to dinner. There’s your FML there! Maybe he has a strict “no poor chicks” policy.

Sounds like one of the games at the county fair.

That happened to me once in college. The apple juice got stuck in the vending machine, and I'm not strong enough to shake it down, so I bought a strategically placed second one to knock down the first. It also got stuck. The third one managed to knock the others down--so I got three apple juices instead.

me "shatters vending machine glass"

PenguinPal3017 19

I had a night class in university from 7 to 10. We had a break halfway through. I hadn't eaten yet so I bought a bag of chips from the machine. It got stuck. So I bought another. Also stuck. I bought a third and they all fell down. I was a little embarrassed walking back into class with three bags of chips.