By aquagoddess - 03/07/2018 19:00

Today, I used the last of my money to buy a bag of vending machine chips for dinner. It got stuck. A passerby saw and generously offered to buy another bag of the same chips to dislodge it. Gratefully, I accepted his offer. It stayed stuck. FML
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pjsr 32

Rock the machine back and forth until it falls on you and puts you out of your misery #mykingdomforabagofchips

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PenguinPal3017 19

I had a night class in university from 7 to 10. We had a break halfway through. I hadn't eaten yet so I bought a bag of chips from the machine. It got stuck. So I bought another. Also stuck. I bought a third and they all fell down. I was a little embarrassed walking back into class with three bags of chips.

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pjsr 32

Rock the machine back and forth until it falls on you and puts you out of your misery #mykingdomforabagofchips

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WHSKitty 7

That # makes no sense to me... and it apparently isn’t anywhere else online, either...

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julfunky 29

You actually searched “my kingdom for a bag of chips?” HAHAHAHAAHAHAA. Ahh. Now try “my kingdom for a horse.”

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yeongji 31

It works. I was in the same situation back when I was a kid in school, except it was over a can of pop and not chips. I ended up rocking it so much that a few other cans of pop came loose. I ended up sharing the extra ones :)

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pjsr 32

You do know people have been killed that way?

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Donut_Wizard 23

I’d recommend calling the A Team, but they charge a lot for an appearance.

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Dave_Davington 33

Should've gone to the supermarket. Best prices you'll ever get short of buying wholesale, and there's no risk that they'll get stuck somewhere inconvenient after you've paid.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

No risk? We obviously who in very different places.

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Dave_Davington 33

Don't you be assuming where I who, good sir.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

I have no idea what autocorrect was thinking there.

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RichardPencil 30

He obviously passed on the golden opportunity to take you out to dinner. There’s your FML there! Maybe he has a strict “no poor chicks” policy.

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Davros 12

Sounds like one of the games at the county fair.

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Glowworm56 26

That happened to me once in college. The apple juice got stuck in the vending machine, and I'm not strong enough to shake it down, so I bought a strategically placed second one to knock down the first. It also got stuck. The third one managed to knock the others down--so I got three apple juices instead.

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PenguinPal3017 19

I had a night class in university from 7 to 10. We had a break halfway through. I hadn't eaten yet so I bought a bag of chips from the machine. It got stuck. So I bought another. Also stuck. I bought a third and they all fell down. I was a little embarrassed walking back into class with three bags of chips.

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