Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
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Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML
Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
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fakeaccountX 6
God wanted you to buy an Android instead.
EmmyBabe_fml 0
"Hey person who stole my phone.. can you give it back now?" "No." ***Dial tone
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Comments (148)
aninalcruelty 0
God is false in my opinion so ydi
perdix 31
Here's where Find My iPhone trumps the Eighth Commandment. You might think the thief is going to Hell, but, hey, it's an iPhone. There may be a special dispensation for that.
amayalives4music 1
That's crazy to think. Inside a church? Really. I'm sorry. FYL.
RavagedSouI 0
Priest: Let us now simultaneously pray with our eyes closed so that the god can enlighten us Robber: And God now gives me such wonderful opportunities to make a living from easy targets
nojesley 0
Amen.
rorobear6 7
Jesus wanted to play some angry birds.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Missed it by 5 minutes. Sorry about that.
chessypie 0
Dude fyl tell the call the cops, wait opps but really dude that sucks
Saltime 0
Jesus wanted an iPhone 4.
Qwertyuiip 0
Karma is going to hitbthat person in the form of gods fist.
salvorican 24
Don't trust anyone in church. There are alot of good people there but most people that go to church want forgiveness or want to try to start over. So basically church's are filled with plenty of murderers, rapists, and thieves.
auddylynne 0
Idk where you've been going to church at, but not my church. Try baptist. And not all churches are good-but not all are bad :)
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Baptist, Methodist, Catholic, Orthodox, Lutheran, bleh bleh, it's all mildly modified versions of the same religion - Christianity. And like any organization granting power to random idiots who think they deserve it, it's corrupt to the brink. I'd honestly have no problem if people just followed Jesus, independently. That's their business. The church, however, is another.
superstar429 7
i never said i had one 47
ReynshineCutting 10
Not all churches are corrupt. And honestly if they help a lot of people, who gives a ****?
superstar429 7
thats why you should get one of those commercial thingies that no one can steal your phone or purse yup that'll work
superstar429 7
what the heck you are weird whats going on your head lately
Shrike 24
She said churches attract all sorts of people who've done bad shit, but who want to "repent" and start over as "good" people, what's so hard to understand about that? English not your first language or something?
salvorican 24
Thanks for explaining it better than I did :) And 34 just go to any Christian church and ask for anyone that would like to tell you their testimony.. You'd be surprised about all the shit those people have been involved in
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Exactly. Also, if you watch murder/other serious serious crime investigation shows you'll often hear the typical neighbor's testimony - "But he sat next to us at church! I never would have guessed!" It cracks me up, because in reality church attendance frequency has almost nothing to do with how good of a person you are or even how devoted to your religion you are. It's merely a formality, if anything.
superstar429 7
sorry about the comment i get it now i didnt get it the first timr haha
superstar429 7
im sorry about the comment i didn't get it until now ok and yes im carholic but is doesnt matter its always in general christianity right
superstar429 7
i get it now and there is a lot of different kinds of people in the world who are bad and good
yamatelle 19
Is this "Carholic" a new religion I don't know about? Who or what do they worship? :D