By Fuck irony - 29/10/2017 10:00 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
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Tripartita 44
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“Alright, here comes another volunteer. Johnny, you ‘advise’ them to leave their wallet in the car then keep them occupied, and I’ll smash the windows!”

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Kurliez408 32
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leave them in the trunk or glove compartment, rather than in view on the car seat. If they were hidden, that's just bad luck :/

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exileonmainst 16

No soup for you!

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RichardPencil 30
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I think soup is going to be the high point of his day.

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ohsnapword 21

Did one of the homeless people tell you to do that?

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Tripartita 44
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“Alright, here comes another volunteer. Johnny, you ‘advise’ them to leave their wallet in the car then keep them occupied, and I’ll smash the windows!”

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Kurliez408 32
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leave them in the trunk or glove compartment, rather than in view on the car seat. If they were hidden, that's just bad luck :/

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RichardPencil 30
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The good news is that now you qualify for free soup.

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almost_there44 26
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I think leaving it on your person would have been a better idea.

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dexter420 21
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Hey. THEY STOLE YOUR SHIT

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StarkWolf_fml 23
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that's why I don't volunteer.

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thehaystackerine 20

my money is on the person that told you that being the culprit.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Wouldn't it be better if you had it on you? It would be more difficult to try to mug someone in a crowded dinner place and pretty hard to get to you if they don't work there.

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