Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML
Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
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fakeaccountX 6
God wanted you to buy an Android instead.
EmmyBabe_fml 0
"Hey person who stole my phone.. can you give it back now?" "No." ***Dial tone
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Comments (148)
aninalcruelty1 0
If god existed I wouldn't have a new fml account hahhha I win **** face moderator
CryMoreFMLs 15
OP, always hide valubles under shit. Never put them on top.
EmmyBabe_fml 0
Hmm.. I'd say that's a sign from God.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
...to stop wasting your time in Church, as it appears your fellow churchgoers haven't learned anything about being a decent person.
Gerbilinator 0
How are you on this app then?
ducttapewallet 7
He's made it to the 940th island on tiny wings too.
Commander223 9
Well. It IS California...
jake98899889 4
Well that sucks! FYL
ppdunn 0
I always worry about leaving my purse in the pew during communion. From now on, maybe I shouldn't.
mladd94 2
ppl at church aren't virtuous, I guess now you know that
floopyflooper 2
That's what you get for believing in god. YDI.