By fishfloors - 21/4/2017 14:00
Today, I finally broke down and paid someone to clean my condo. Sometime after she finished, my cat threw up. Then my roomba went off, smearing regurgitated mackerel all over the freshly washed floors. There goes $150. FML
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By  cloudish  |  22

In German, you could say "Das ist zum kotzen!" which literally means that the situation sucks that mich you want to throw up... just saying, but this could be you right now!

By  species4872  |  19

John West mackerel, the best in home decoration.