By fishfloors - 21/04/2017 14:00

Today, I finally broke down and paid someone to clean my condo. Sometime after she finished, my cat threw up. Then my roomba went off, smearing regurgitated mackerel all over the freshly washed floors. There goes $150. FML
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jessicasoho 13
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A mop costs $10

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awildwhisper 30

At least it's not carpet.

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RichardPencil 30
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Is this a robot version of a Darwin Award? Maybe we'll call it a Turing Award?

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awildwhisper 30

At least it's not carpet.

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jessicasoho 13
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A mop costs $10

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RichardPencil 30
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True, but mastering that technology takes years of training and practice.

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cloudish 22
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In German, you could say "Das ist zum kotzen!" which literally means that the situation sucks that mich you want to throw up... just saying, but this could be you right now!

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hunterseal 18
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Is your cat okay? Yeah and get a mop, shot happens or puke literally

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species4872 19

John West mackerel, the best in home decoration.

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mattyiscool123 26
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This is probably why I will never get a roombaa

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sweetbliss3 37
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because it's so hard to clean, vacuum and mop, yourself?

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tess_the_dreamer 3

there is a really funny rooms story about going through dog poop....

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rivenrock 14
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You didn't lose the whole $150. Mopping the floors was the only job that had to be redone.

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