Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML
Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
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fakeaccountX 6
God wanted you to buy an Android instead.
EmmyBabe_fml 0
"Hey person who stole my phone.. can you give it back now?" "No." ***Dial tone
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Comments (148)
corrinaswan 0
Wow wouldn't expect that church
jennawill10 10
That stinks, man! Don't blame it on the church though. :(
ohthestupidity 4
:| where is this world going to?!! You should have called it in the middle of service and embarrassed the shit out of him/her!!! ( in case they were dumb enough not to turn the phone off... which we all know is very possible, knowing how dumb people can be!
bibi_nette 14
Internet, that's what the world has come to.
Iknoweverything 29
How do you call your phone when it's been stolen? There is a rule all churches should post: "Please do not leave valuables in the pews in case someone mistakes it for their prayers being answered." Yeah, it's church. Yeah, people are "supposed" to be good... but that doesn't mean everyone in church will refuse temptation!
bibi_nette 14
Exactly why I never leave my house. People likes my pockets for some reason.
laideehawk 6
Maybe God needed to send a text message?
William523 5
I think that Dumbledore put it best in the fifth Harry Potter book, when he said, "Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back."
cheer4ever96 8
That's ironic.
SoCalKay 3
I guess that's the one good thing bout being an atheist. Lol
DrewsFML 8
God also has yet to get his FMLs published. His last attempt was: "Today I received a prayer asking for a father that wasn't so demanding, overbearing, and judgmental. It was from Jesus. FML"
Glidefedt 6
God dislikes Apple, just think about Adam and Eve.