Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
Today, in a rush to get to the gym after work for a class, I left my phone in the office. It's Friday and the building will be locked until Monday morning. FML
Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML
Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML
Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
Might I suggest a passcode so someone doesn't place nasty photos as your background.
Memeosaurus 14
I hope the person didn't get any actual shit on your phone.
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Comments (28)
Memeosaurus 14
I hope the person didn't get any actual shit on your phone.
MidnaLink 35
Might I suggest a passcode so someone doesn't place nasty photos as your background.
HylianBadger 21
I know I require one on mine. All my friends are the type of people who change your status on Facebook if you don't log out and leave your phone/computer unattended.
Bearsmomma 30
I always have my phone password protected since having it stolen and accounts being screwed up. Learned my lesson.
ifuckuprandomly 28
Some people are just really shitty.
TheNoNameGuy 20
You don't have a password.? in a way fyl. but also ydi.
NeatNit 33
Agreed, if only the website let us rate this one YDI maybe the vote counts would look different...
chrisbeaudoin 26
I don't know what is up with the "This could've happened to me" button but most people will still use it as the "YDI" button.
Oceanborn_fml 24
Yea, I've been so conditioned to use the button at the bottom as YDI, I often click it and then later notice it's not a YDI... and probably don't notice at all most of the time. I don't even know what that "that could have happened to me" button is there for. it's like a second, but fluffier, FYL. edit: On second look, I just noticed I DID use it as a YDI on this post. xD
Lizza330 28
At least it was still there.
vOIDmASS 13
And you're sure it was your phone? Could have been the same model phone yet belonged to some sad individual who likes to look at their own poop (I'm assuming this is their poop, but really, once a person is this far gone, you really never know).
species4872 20
Someone loves you.
jcash52426 5
There is nothing like a good bit off office hazing
countryb_cth 38
More like office pooping
jcash52426 5
Must have been a shitty office
19foxy81 8
I'm sorry you have such shitty coworkers!
JohnnyKade 25
That's such a shitty thing to do...