Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
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Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML
Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
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fakeaccountX 6
God wanted you to buy an Android instead.
EmmyBabe_fml 0
"Hey person who stole my phone.. can you give it back now?" "No." ***Dial tone
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Comments (148)
Grayscale 9
God always has a plan for us This is also a part of his plan too.
Schlacht_0_ 8
Maybe god borrowed it to check Fmylife.com to see who he needed help through some hard times.
Fountainel 0
Hey, don't worry, whoever stole your iphone will confess his sin and everything will be fine right? I hate religion.
koolkat27 13
65- win
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Disapprove, but don't hate. Hating only brings you down to their level.
Mach10 0
Religion hasn't done anything good or meaningful since that dude got nailed to a tree for saying how nice it would be if people were nice to each other.
DocBastard 40
Religion has given billions of people hope and happiness for thousands of years. What have you done for the world lately?
ReynshineCutting 10
Thank you Doc! If people don't believe, then whatever but for those of us who do it makes all the difference in our lives!
ShroomsOnAcid 17
I have no problem with people having a personal belief that improves their life in any way, but the problem is that the way people interpret their own holy books, and the way their religious system is set up, allows it to seep outside your personal space and affect everybody else around you as well. Those of us who are not religious do not appreciate that at all. I will not judge you on your personal reasons to believe. But I sure as hell will defend my basic human rights religions have so many times tried to take away.
silver0jay 11
God also had to check his notifications and see if Jesus commented on that photo of them in Hooters.
bargarlm 2
You sure someone stole it or it fell out? More details please
THE_A_TEEN 28
Thief: jackpot, free iPhone. GOD: (loads M107, cocks gun), not in my house you're not.
Mach10 0
Yes, because God runs around the world shooting people for stealing $500 phones.
bacon1043 3
Thats ironic because it was at a church.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
You're a smart one, aren't you?
sparto 0
God lost his and he desperateley needed to play the winning word in words with friends against Jesus.
stars_fan 0
Maybe God is trying to tell you to go to a Christian church. He doesn't think you should be around those who pervert his teachings in the catholic cult.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
And what are Catholics? Muslims?
sammichgirl 5
Damn catholics... Its ok they'll confess about later.