Work, Animals and Accident: Clumsy nitwit

Clumsy nitwit

By Anonymous - 04/05/2018 01:30

Today, while dropping files off at my boss's house, I tripped and fell into his fish tank. We both watched as a crack spread all the way across the glass and shattered, covering his carpet in fish and water. His only words to me were, "I'll see you at work tomorrow. Maybe." FML

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You deserved it 619

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By kernewek - 26/05/2011 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at work, nonchalantly spinning my keys around my finger when they flew off and hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 20 936

By cain001 - 04/01/2011 00:56 - United States

Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML

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You deserved it 2 530

Goodbye

By Noname - 28/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I went into my office and told my boss that I hated my job and was quitting on the spot. I tried to leave quickly but I slipped and fell on the marble floor right in front of everybody during my exit. FML

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You deserved it 6 331

By no name - 22/06/2013 07:20 - United States - Gaylord

Today, while working at my job at a nursing home, I slipped and fell. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just water. No, one of the residents had just had an "accident". FML

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You deserved it 3 831

By kronic1990 - 14/01/2015 15:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 194

You deserved it 4 808

By hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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You deserved it 22 986

By fonsui - 02/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 329

You deserved it 4 314

By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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You deserved it 10 073

By bbbbb - 14/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML

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You deserved it 1 892

By BloodyNoseMcgee - 11/10/2018 15:30

Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML

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d3rpb0t 10

Friday 4 May 2018 2:03

Now's the time you become a gigolo to raise the money to replace the tank (and possibly its residents), all the while falling in love with one of your clients.

Glowworm56 26

Friday 4 May 2018 2:02

Something tells me you're going to end up sleeping with the fishes after that little incident.

Comments

Glowworm56 26

Friday 4 May 2018 2:02

Something tells me you're going to end up sleeping with the fishes after that little incident.

d3rpb0t 10

Friday 4 May 2018 2:03

Now's the time you become a gigolo to raise the money to replace the tank (and possibly its residents), all the while falling in love with one of your clients.

joeyl1990 28

Friday 4 May 2018 2:51

Do you think said client might have a prostatic leg?

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 4 May 2018 22:25

It's a tale as old as time. *Sung by Angela Lansbury.*

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 4 May 2018 2:07

You killed Nemo! You bastard!

Donut_Wizard 23

Friday 4 May 2018 3:15

You’ve just been demoted to expendable sacrificial intern.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Friday 4 May 2018 3:59

We'll sea if you are still employed soon. Anyone want to take the bait?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 4 May 2018 4:40

Maybe he’ll fire you just for the halibut. Salmon’s in deep trouble — I hope you get a fair herring! Enough with the crappie jokes? Ok, I’ll let myself trout.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 4 May 2018 5:52

At least I’m not stealing people’s logos.

PhoenixChick 26

Friday 4 May 2018 5:21

Luca Brasi, the origin story

infinitemonkey 21

Friday 4 May 2018 5:41

You have a pretty good court case against him though...maybe mention how you might be injured and if you are out of work you you need some pictures of his unsafe entryway, and the whole thing might just be forgotten...