Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
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Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML
Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
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fakeaccountX 6
God wanted you to buy an Android instead.
EmmyBabe_fml 0
"Hey person who stole my phone.. can you give it back now?" "No." ***Dial tone
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Comments (148)
Zaffro 8
Richard Dawkins never mentioned that in his book...
sciencekidster1 8
Hm. It's only funny cause it happened at church. xD
fogrunner 13
it was FSM's will, my child.
xmrsxmansonx 5
Another reason I'm proud to be an Atheist lmao!
Bless23 0
You know, God has a sense as well guys. Stop taking every joke here and thumbing it down.
daybowbow 0
Since Christians OBVIOUSLY don't commit sins, that means it must have been Jesus saying to lay off the sexting.
cyns0_oaSailor 0
That means you should find a new religion. Try looking for an LDS church.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Gggaaaaahh!
Scott411 9
Lol YDI for being at a church.
erpaderp 17
Dude, shouldn't've brought your iPhone to church anyways. Or any valuable.
bubo_fml 11
Did U check to see if it wound up in the collection plate?