Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
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Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
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Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my date shat himself. He spent the entire meal pretending nothing had happened. FML
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Big_lama6 7
Perhaps you should have atleast tried calling or texting him before you left?
ghostlilac 25
Aww poor guy! That's so embarassing :(
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Comments (147)
Ren_Uchiha 11
they say patience is a virtue for a reason, OP. either way, hope you two worked it out in the end.
eggmarie 25
I probably would have left after 15 minutes too. I'm patient but at that point I would begin to feel ditched based on past experience.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Say you forgot something in your car.
doctorhook86 25
And then drove away?
JocelynKaulitz 28
He might not know what her car looks like, so he couldn't have gone to check.
akg98 13
But she paid so he would know
keven501 12
Ah stomach issues
Zoh_Aubrey 8
What a shitty date. I couldn't help the lame-ass pun.
LaColombianita 26
Aww well at least you know he didn't ditch you! Now would be a good time to set up another date with him.
Ajwc101 24
Just explain to him what happen. FYL.
unknown_user5566 27
I can't blame you entirely. I might have the same reaction in that situation. Hopefully you're a cool enough gal that you went back to salvage the date!
makees 5
Lol
unknown_user5566 27
I can't blame you entirely. I might have the same reaction in that situation. Hopefully you're a cool enough gal that you went back to salvage the date!
perdix 31
You double-posted the exact same comment back-to-back. The crowd seems to love it the first time, but they hate it the second time. Maybe, when they get to the second one, they have a weird sense of déjà vu that they had read something like that before, and you were not original.
A7XCamaro 19
People seem to be changing thier minds and appreciating deja vu more than originality.
unknown_user5566 27
Whoops! I didn't even notice that until this morning. *shakes fist at FML app*
xxxSANAxxx 0
He probably thought you ditched him now you got a nice guy so keep him :)
Albarufus 13
Don't expect the worst all the time!