Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, my friend took me and a bunch of other guys out to a nice dinner. This was his way to say thank you for helping him move to a new apartment. He got the cheque, excused himself to go to the restroom and never came back to pay. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my date shat himself. He spent the entire meal pretending nothing had happened. FML
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Big_lama6 7
Perhaps you should have atleast tried calling or texting him before you left?
ghostlilac 25
Aww poor guy! That's so embarassing :(
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Comments (147)
sushi88_fml 2
Poor guy
5t3ff1k4h 47
Okay, honestly, I see your point... but you should have texted asking if he was alright FIRST before assuming and leaving.
loccsta83 5
Let's not try so hard to be a hero shall we
String_of_Fate 8
I can understand OP's situation. Mostly because people have been known to get ditched like that. And hey, she did wait a good 15 minutes at least. But I agree with the person above, text him first to ask if he's okay before assuming.
worldclassrager 41
have someone check on him or try to contact him...ten minutes is a long time yes but stomach issues can maybe last a half hour...
KiddNYC1O 22
I don't blame you but then again you could've tried to contact him.
BloodFaerie 21
I'm sorry, OP. Hopefully, he was understanding? I mean, it does unfortunately happen. I had a guy come over once and he had only been in my apartment a few minutes when he said he left his phone in his car. I waited and waited and finally went down the hall to where I could see the parking lot... he had gone and he didn't answer his phone. Then, he apparently blocked me on instant messenger and shit. Wow...
myholelifeisafml 1
Wtf does OP meen?
MuseFan1991 14
orgasmic penguin
5t3ff1k4h 47
It takes the same amount of time to type "mean"... you know, the correct spelling of the word.
lilicoco_fml 5
I was on vacation with my boyfriend and his family, we went hiking..and needless to say my IBS kicked in and I had to basically RUN to the bathroom. If that wasn't enough....my boyfriend had to walk into the thankfully empty ladies room, and hand me the baby wipes.
dansco 25
He could've text to tell you that after 10 mins in the bog...