Today, I went to bring my 92-year-old neighbor some cake we had just made. When I walked in, she was wearing pants. That's it. I stared blinking in shock for a few seconds before running away, yelling, "So sorry. I brought you cake. Real tired. Gonna sleep now. Bye." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML
Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, I was woken up by my elderly neighbor banging on my door at 2am. She needed "urgent" assistance as she had forgotten how to turn her TV off. I'd just fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was helping my elderly landlady (75 years old) carry in her groceries. She said "Thanks" and then handed me a notice of eviction. FML
Today, I showed up to my friend’s birthday party with a huge cake... on what turned out to be the wrong day. The actual party is tomorrow. Her family laughed and thought if was cute, but I just wanted the floor to open up and let me disappear. FML
Today, my family gathered at my 96 year old great-grandmother's surprise birthday party that was my idea. When she walked in, we surprised her so much that she literally had a heart attack. She is now in the hospital. FML
Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML
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majesticous 29
You didn't knock?
legendairy3000 16
I see therapy in your future OP.
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Comments (68)
MisterGasMoney 16
What's so bad about her wearing pan....oh. I see.
Futacy 30
You're telling me you just walked right on in?
loserman67 36
You should have looked her dead in the eye and said, "I brought you something to eat, but I see you have pancakes already" and then left.
janfleury 19
Did you knock or ring the doorbell first? If you just walked in ydi.
may14th 26
reminds me of the time I saw my 96 year old great grandma naked. yuck.
doemetoch 28
I can imagine that must've been quite awkward, but honestly, some of the comments on here are so over the top. Djeez, she's an elderly woman, of course she doesn't look like a 20 year old, but it's not like OP will be scarred for life because of the sight of some saggy boobs. When did seeing naked bodyparts become a traumatizing life event? Kudos to you for bringing her cake OP, that's a nice thing to do. :)
mergeterge 24
I was waiting for someone to say something like this! Couldn't think of the right words... Thanks for speaking up. :)
Mafia2141 9
You should of called 30 min befor to give her time to prepare herself. That's what I do with my 96 year old neighbor
shinikageWolf 15
Why didn't you use her knockers? Her door knocker!
Cinderella88 8
Did you call life alert
BananaCoconutty 26
Don't go back there for a while.