By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 252
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super3286 14

wow dont fall asleep in public transportation

The homeless have birthdays too.

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Omorfessa 0

Gah.

Op, you can't have your cake and eat it too! 

agreed^. who cares if some hobo took your cake whilst you were sleeping at least he didn't take you virginity, now that would be a FML

fakeaccountX 6

Sorry. I was hungry.

TroII 0

I say fake she is probally fat n took the bite out n now makin an excuse xP

KingDingALing 9

11- Just like your mom! Oooo! BURN! I'm sorry...I just felt like acting immature for a moment. I mean...KaySL told me to say a mom joke!

ChubbyCake 5

Don't blame the guy OP. We all know it wasn't him.

Elixa 0

You should have licked the frosting off his mouth and told him he's been a very very naughty little homeless man ;)

zp5 4

well at least he didn't take the whole thing and run with it.

mesnugglez 0

haha ydi for falling asleep.

at least he didn't rape u and eat the cake

At least he didn't rape the cake and eat you!

Fresh4416 0

36 this isn't a bad porno

gopherguy 0

It would be more of an FML if OP was a guy and it wasn't white frosting on the hobos mouth, it was something else...

JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

Lame immature comment coming right up: OP, I bet the cake tasted so BAD that he only ate the chunk he took. In that case, count your blessing because I'm pretty sure it would had given your students/ classmates food poisoning. :P

let him eat cake.

Elixa 0

Awe that's cute little Kay missed Elixa didn't she?! oh she sure did! What's wrong with licking cum out of my hair, seriously?I like the taste. Besides its better then you, who probably licks their own vagina, cuz no one else can stand the smell! and I know for a fact that you missed looking at my luscious scrumptious melons, so stop hating you smelly cunt.

rallets 22

ahh let him eat cake ^^^^ dammit #87 >:O

JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

<_< Those are fighting words!

melkell 0

96, are you trying to make it obvious that you're not real? I really think you should be reported or banned. Being a slut isn't a good thing, don't show it off.

Elixa 0

Oh go shove a dildo up your ass George Castanza!!

87 98 are they still teaching that lie in schools?

lie? I'm confused. Op- Why-tf was the cake exposed? Was it not in a box or rapped up really good? Also, you got balls falling asleep where hobos and prostitutes hang.

the thing about Marie antoinette saying "let them eat cake"

My advice if many advices is to let the man enjoy the cake & feel good about yourself for feeding the less fortunate. What kind of cake it was anyways? Chocolate, Vanilla, Red Velvet that's my favorite. Was the homeless man in some way offended by the taste of the cake? it's pretty bad when a starving man with a whole cake available to him only eats a "chunk." Do it again tomorrow but add laxatives in the cake.

"A homeless guy did it" is always a valid excuse.

super3286 14

wow dont fall asleep in public transportation

OrginalOwen 0

poop

..your life

sammiesam221 0

haha!!!!

The homeless have birthdays too.

pinkpillowz 0

hahahatastetest!

some, such as myself, were born without a birthday. :(

#77 I AM CONFUZZELED. and also quite stupid so how does that work?

beezy_gurl13 0

this here just made my day :D

mad_hatter0666 22

lol

weell poor homeless guuy you shouldnt be complaining. what if you were a homeless man? think about it.

squirell_AIDS69 0

Agreed. If it was me and I was homeless, chances are I would have taken the whole cake. At least he was nice enough to only take a piece.

Y'all are dicks. If you're homeless that's probably your fault and you shouldn't steal from innocent people... For all you know op mightve given him money if he had asked.

squirell_AIDS69 0

It's only a cake.

ONLY?!?!?!!!!?!!? DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME ITS ONLY A FUCKIN CAKE BITCH. IT'S NEVER "ONLY" CAKE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!! WTF YOU TALKIN BOUT ONLY CAKE?!??!!! CAKE IS A GIFT FROM GOD, NOT SOMETHING TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY!!!!!! FUCK, ESPECIALLY IF IT WAS CHEESECAKE!!!! CHEESECAKE IS THE GOD OF ALL CAKES!!!!!!!! BUT SINCE IT WASNT CHEESECAKE, MAYBE IT WAS "ONLY CAKE". STILL HATE THAT ANTI-CAKE STATEMENT THOUGH, YOU IGNORANT BIGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MagicGiraffe 12

I agree with 24, most hobos are the way they are because they are lazy and/or dropouts. doesn't take someone special to finish high school, or to get a job.

collegegirl87 0

Yeah or they are druggies and alcoholics.

JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

Just to add my 2 cents: There are people here in Florida whose jobs let them go because of the economy. Lots of them are too much in debt and loose their homes and belongings. I don't think is anyone's fault, things are what they are. :( However, I'll tell you this; While walking to school, I had to lend my phone to a person who was just in agony because he just lost his home. I tried to calm him down, but shit! There is no calming down from the fact that you will probably sleep out in the cold with your tummy rumbling. :'[ I really, really wish never to experience that again!

that's gross x[

what a rude ass homeless guy. disgraceful eww

Absolute ignorance about why many people are homeless.

xlossofmex 0

Actually you are all wrong. Most legitimately homeless people have mental disabilities and no one to take care of them. There are some that end up homeless through hard times but many are mentally disabled.

MrTvor 0

97 is correct 95% of homeless people have mental disabilities.

JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

@102, Was the diagnosis pre or post homelessness? If it was post then I'm not necessarily ignorant. The homeless could had lost their jobs due to X reason/s and so forced into what they are. Maybe that's when they fall insane, when they start to feel helpless and all the things god knows what they surely feel.

xlossofmex 0

The statistic is more like half have mental illnesses but still. A lot of times it is pre homelessness. Many are schizophrenic, bipolar, etc and can't hold jobs. These people either refuse to believe they are mentally ill and are shunned by their family because they refuse to get help or cannot be reasoned with. Do some research guys. Just as a little tidbit, I read a statistic saying that there are more untreated schizophrenics on the streets than there are being treated in the united states. Go to google and look up "how many homeless are mentally disabled" and learn something today people. Otherwise you sound ignorant.

24 is such a beautiful example of how some people just can't rise about the fundamental attribution error. It's a just world, isn't it? But only because you're not homeless.

where the fuck did u get that from?

maybe youre all right but still if youre homeless and you are hungry sleep on the streets and have barely any if not at all personal belongings you will do anything to stay alive.

So you're going to tell me that almost all of the hookers, junkies and boozers that live in my area have mental issues? You're so wrong. They're addicts.

I agree! homeless people are just lazy, they could apply themselves instead of drinking their money!!!

the ignorance on this site is painful

princessbeee 4

"really class! a stranger ate the cake this morning. I swear I made it!" I guess you'll have to start listening to students when they claim to have their projects done.

hahahaaha fail, that really sucks, I'd slap a hobo if I were you

JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

Nah. Never hurt another human just because he stole food. It wasn't like he took OP's jewelry!

Don't slap the homeless man. He is homeless, and probaly doesn't get much food. you should be happy, Because in a way, you've fed this man!

wow your nice....

Maybe he saw the guy who took a chunk out of your cake.

JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

I know right! Maybe he started battling with the cake-stealer when the icing melted right into the floor. At the same time the homeless-man trips over another man's foot and lands, face first, on the icing. That explains why his mouth was covered with icing! xD

It wasn't "white" frosting was it?? haha I'll bet you awoke with a smile on your face..