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By dogmom - 16/07/2012 20:51 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By Jessi - 24/07/2012 18:33 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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You deserved it 5 021

By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 15:13 - United States - Bemidji

Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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SweetSora 2

Tuesday 17 July 2012 1:40

That's a confidence booster.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 17 July 2012 1:56

Those stupid moves you see in the movies never work in real life. I tried running through a meadow to Mrs. Bastard, but I ended up tripping and falling face first into cow manure. **** you, Hollywood.

Comments

SweetSora 2

Tuesday 17 July 2012 1:40

That's a confidence booster.

flutter4 7

Tuesday 17 July 2012 1:59

If he was going to count he should have counted in his head so she couldn't hear him.

doctorhook86 24

Tuesday 17 July 2012 2:50

Don't forget to lift with your legs, bro! The OP is heavy-laden with insecurity.

simonsaysYDI 8

Tuesday 17 July 2012 6:37

Well at least he didn't throw out his back or drop her... and at least he could do it. So... look at it the right way and it's not exactly a downer. OP just needs to realize if she was actually really heavy, he probably wouldn't try. Or he'd be on the ground writhing in pain.

JocelynKaulitz 28

Tuesday 17 July 2012 11:06

No grunt?

Acaprice14 9

Tuesday 17 July 2012 1:41

He would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for not counting down like space ship blast off(:

BryanThaMan 14

Tuesday 17 July 2012 2:17

No, he would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids and their dog :D

teague95 16

Tuesday 17 July 2012 2:29

he didn't count down, he counted up.

Unbweavable 17

Tuesday 17 July 2012 3:47

I think that's the point 31

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 17 July 2012 4:45

27- Win. First thing I thought of when I went to reply to #2.

surrounded_fml 6

Tuesday 17 July 2012 1:41

It's always nice to talk yourself through doing difficult tasks

Vero2410 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 2:07

Lol

iliketurdles 7

Tuesday 17 July 2012 3:17

That's what I was thinking. Maybe her boyfriend is weak.

poppysoda 4

Tuesday 17 July 2012 1:41

I'd say it's time for you both to hit the gym.

Roskosity 22

Tuesday 17 July 2012 1:45

That's what I call bad romance.

Dixbfloppin 11

Tuesday 17 July 2012 5:13

That's what I call a guy whose back couldn't support the weight of another person so he struggled to pick her up.

djxerxes9000 18

Tuesday 17 July 2012 11:28

Some one call Lady Gaga.

Zachthejoker 10

Tuesday 17 July 2012 1:46

He probably had back problems. Happens all the time

ebfbruh 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 8:16

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg! Same pic

Zachthejoker 10

Tuesday 17 July 2012 10:11

This is a glorious moment xD

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 17 July 2012 1:54

It's all down to a final decision now. Either you could lose a few pounds (or stone) or he could pile on some extra muscle(s). After that, you'll be held up for longer. Confidence will be built up and all will be well.

llamafish 25

Tuesday 17 July 2012 2:46

There's this really effective new weight loss strategy! It removes any unnecessary weight from your body. First, you have a doctor remove your arms, then your legs, and in extreme cases the head. I tried it and I've never looked better ;)

ebfbruh 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 8:18

At 36, Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ! Perfect

theslimshadylp 6

Tuesday 17 July 2012 1:54

Total mood kill hahaha

duckyeah 6

Sunday 9 September 2012 23:01

Haha riiight..

tennisrapper1 14

Tuesday 17 July 2012 1:56

I think you're right 4, but it also seems as if he's got a sense of humor. If a person were to lift a heavier object, he or she may just grunt, or exhale. But, maybe he was trying to be funny by adding that little statement. :)

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 17 July 2012 1:56

TrueTriage 16

Tuesday 17 July 2012 2:05

Same with random musical numbers.. You'd think friends could read your mind for instantaneous perfect sync and lyrics... But Nooo everyone stares awkwardly