By dogmom - 16/07/2012 20:51 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML
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SweetSora 2

That's a confidence booster.

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DocBastard 38
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Those stupid moves you see in the movies never work in real life. I tried running through a meadow to Mrs. Bastard, but I ended up tripping and falling face first into cow manure. Fuck you, Hollywood.

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SweetSora 2

That's a confidence booster.

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flutter4 7

If he was going to count he should have counted in his head so she couldn't hear him.

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doctorhook86 24
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Don't forget to lift with your legs, bro! The OP is heavy-laden with insecurity.

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simonsaysYDI 8
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Well at least he didn't throw out his back or drop her... and at least he could do it. So... look at it the right way and it's not exactly a downer. OP just needs to realize if she was actually really heavy, he probably wouldn't try. Or he'd be on the ground writhing in pain.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

No grunt?

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Acaprice14 9
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He would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for not counting down like space ship blast off(:

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BryanThaMan 14

No, he would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids and their dog :D

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teague95 16
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he didn't count down, he counted up.

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Unbweavable 17

I think that's the point 31

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KiddNYC1O 20

27- Win. First thing I thought of when I went to reply to #2.

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surrounded_fml 6
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It's always nice to talk yourself through doing difficult tasks

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Vero2410 0

Lol

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iliketurdles 7
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That's what I was thinking. Maybe her boyfriend is weak.

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poppysoda 4
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I'd say it's time for you both to hit the gym.

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Roskosity 22

That's what I call bad romance.

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Dixbfloppin 11
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That's what I call a guy whose back couldn't support the weight of another person so he struggled to pick her up.

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djxerxes9000 18
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Some one call Lady Gaga.

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Zachthejoker 10
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He probably had back problems. Happens all the time

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ebfbruh 0
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omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg! Same pic

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Zachthejoker 10
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This is a glorious moment xD

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SkoomaKi 27
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It's all down to a final decision now. Either you could lose a few pounds (or stone) or he could pile on some extra muscle(s). After that, you'll be held up for longer. Confidence will be built up and all will be well.

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llamafish 25
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There's this really effective new weight loss strategy! It removes any unnecessary weight from your body. First, you have a doctor remove your arms, then your legs, and in extreme cases the head. I tried it and I've never looked better ;)

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ebfbruh 0
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At 36, Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ! Perfect

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theslimshadylp 6

Total mood kill hahaha

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duckyeah 6
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Haha riiight..

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tennisrapper1 14
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I think you're right 4, but it also seems as if he's got a sense of humor. If a person were to lift a heavier object, he or she may just grunt, or exhale. But, maybe he was trying to be funny by adding that little statement. :)

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DocBastard 38
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Those stupid moves you see in the movies never work in real life. I tried running through a meadow to Mrs. Bastard, but I ended up tripping and falling face first into cow manure. Fuck you, Hollywood.

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TrueTriage 16
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Same with random musical numbers.. You'd think friends could read your mind for instantaneous perfect sync and lyrics... But Nooo everyone stares awkwardly

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BrysGirl27 14

Hahahah you guys made my day:)

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twinkiefeets 17
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Are you really 16 and married!!!

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Bonzer 2

Doc is not 16, he has two children. Yes, I am a stalker, any more questions?

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DocBastard 38
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Bonzer - twinkiefeets was referring to BrysGirl27, who apparently is 16 and married.

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BrysGirl27 14

Yes I am haha:) shocking but true. Well just had a birthday so now I'm 17 and married:) haha

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simonsaysYDI 8
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Best of luck to you BrysGirl! And that isn't in any sarcastic or negative way ^__^. Gotta love the old couples who were high school sweethearts.

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BrysGirl27 14

Awwwwwwww well thank you:)! Very much:)

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BrysGirl27 14

Thats exactly what happened. Thanks for clarifying that up ass

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