By dogmom - 16/07/2012 20:51 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML
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That's a confidence booster.

Those stupid moves you see in the movies never work in real life. I tried running through a meadow to Mrs. Bastard, but I ended up tripping and falling face first into cow manure. Fuck you, Hollywood.

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That's a confidence booster.

If he was going to count he should have counted in his head so she couldn't hear him.

Don't forget to lift with your legs, bro! The OP is heavy-laden with insecurity.

Well at least he didn't throw out his back or drop her... and at least he could do it. So... look at it the right way and it's not exactly a downer. OP just needs to realize if she was actually really heavy, he probably wouldn't try. Or he'd be on the ground writhing in pain.

He would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for not counting down like space ship blast off(:

No, he would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids and their dog :D

he didn't count down, he counted up.

I think that's the point 31

27- Win. First thing I thought of when I went to reply to #2.

It's always nice to talk yourself through doing difficult tasks

That's what I was thinking. Maybe her boyfriend is weak.

I'd say it's time for you both to hit the gym.

That's what I call bad romance.

That's what I call a guy whose back couldn't support the weight of another person so he struggled to pick her up.

Some one call Lady Gaga.

He probably had back problems. Happens all the time

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg! Same pic

This is a glorious moment xD

It's all down to a final decision now. Either you could lose a few pounds (or stone) or he could pile on some extra muscle(s). After that, you'll be held up for longer. Confidence will be built up and all will be well.

There's this really effective new weight loss strategy! It removes any unnecessary weight from your body. First, you have a doctor remove your arms, then your legs, and in extreme cases the head. I tried it and I've never looked better ;)

At 36, Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ! Perfect

Total mood kill hahaha

Haha riiight..

I think you're right 4, but it also seems as if he's got a sense of humor. If a person were to lift a heavier object, he or she may just grunt, or exhale. But, maybe he was trying to be funny by adding that little statement. :)

Those stupid moves you see in the movies never work in real life. I tried running through a meadow to Mrs. Bastard, but I ended up tripping and falling face first into cow manure. Fuck you, Hollywood.

Same with random musical numbers.. You'd think friends could read your mind for instantaneous perfect sync and lyrics... But Nooo everyone stares awkwardly

Hahahah you guys made my day:)

Are you really 16 and married!!!

Doc is not 16, he has two children. Yes, I am a stalker, any more questions?

Bonzer - twinkiefeets was referring to BrysGirl27, who apparently is 16 and married.

Yes I am haha:) shocking but true. Well just had a birthday so now I'm 17 and married:) haha

Best of luck to you BrysGirl! And that isn't in any sarcastic or negative way ^__^. Gotta love the old couples who were high school sweethearts.

Awwwwwwww well thank you:)! Very much:)

Thats exactly what happened. Thanks for clarifying that up ass