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Don't forget to lift with your legs, bro! The OP is heavy-laden with insecurity.
Well at least he didn't throw out his back or drop her... and at least he could do it. So... look at it the right way and it's not exactly a downer. OP just needs to realize if she was actually really heavy, he probably wouldn't try. Or he'd be on the ground writhing in pain.
He would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for not counting down like space ship blast off(:
he didn't count down, he counted up.
It's always nice to talk yourself through doing difficult tasks
That's what I was thinking. Maybe her boyfriend is weak.
I'd say it's time for you both to hit the gym.
That's what I call a guy whose back couldn't support the weight of another person so he struggled to pick her up.
Some one call Lady Gaga.
He probably had back problems. Happens all the time
omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg! Same pic
This is a glorious moment xD
It's all down to a final decision now. Either you could lose a few pounds (or stone) or he could pile on some extra muscle(s). After that, you'll be held up for longer. Confidence will be built up and all will be well.
There's this really effective new weight loss strategy! It removes any unnecessary weight from your body. First, you have a doctor remove your arms, then your legs, and in extreme cases the head. I tried it and I've never looked better ;)
At 36, Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ! Perfect
Haha riiight..
I think you're right 4, but it also seems as if he's got a sense of humor. If a person were to lift a heavier object, he or she may just grunt, or exhale. But, maybe he was trying to be funny by adding that little statement. :)
Those stupid moves you see in the movies never work in real life. I tried running through a meadow to Mrs. Bastard, but I ended up tripping and falling face first into cow manure. **** you, Hollywood.
Same with random musical numbers.. You'd think friends could read your mind for instantaneous perfect sync and lyrics... But Nooo everyone stares awkwardly
Are you really 16 and married!!!
Bonzer - twinkiefeets was referring to BrysGirl27, who apparently is 16 and married.
Best of luck to you BrysGirl! And that isn't in any sarcastic or negative way ^__^. Gotta love the old couples who were high school sweethearts.
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That's a confidence booster.
Those stupid moves you see in the movies never work in real life. I tried running through a meadow to Mrs. Bastard, but I ended up tripping and falling face first into cow manure. **** you, Hollywood.