By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 72 590
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ellephaba101 0

I don't get it...?


lovexsongs 0


maybe it was a dream ? lol


is your name Dan, by any chance?

ellephaba101 0

I don't get it...?

HAHA well at lest she was happy tell her she owes you one

Lol i feel bad for you lol you must of missed out!!!!

Might be worth filming it next time :D What a lovely thing to hear during breakfast too.

#4, completely AWESOME reference there! Anyone missing this link, check FML #2596976. =]

lmao @ 4:) fyl indeed.

treli1593 0

lol maybe she was just messing with you. That, or she thought you were horrible and she was calling you out sortof..

honestly I think she was probably dreaming...