FML : Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual...

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Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 4 June 2009 20:10 / United States

Intimacy

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By AndyBoy | 0

#267867 - Friday 5 June 2009 02:11

FYL indeed sir

By ellephaba101 | 0

#1079731 - Sunday 11 July 2010 09:55

I don't get it...?

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By lovexsongs | 0

#267853 - Friday 5 June 2009 02:09

bahaha

By nomorehope | 0

#267858 - Friday 5 June 2009 02:10

maybe it was a dream ? lol

By AndyBoy | 0

#267867 - Friday 5 June 2009 02:11

FYL indeed sir

By YLIF | 0

#267879 - Friday 5 June 2009 02:12

is your name Dan, by any chance?

ellephaba101 | 0

#1079731 - Sunday 11 July 2010 09:55

I don't get it...?

By haggyhog | 0

#267881 - Friday 5 June 2009 02:12

HAHA well at lest she was happy tell her she owes you one

By Lowson | 0

#267883 - Friday 5 June 2009 02:13

Lol i feel bad for you lol you must of missed out!!!!

By Mykeh | 0

#267899 - Friday 5 June 2009 02:14

Might be worth filming it next time :D What a lovely thing to hear during breakfast too.

By Rothiseph | 0

#267903 - Friday 5 June 2009 02:15

#4, completely AWESOME reference there! Anyone missing this link, check FML #2596976. =]

By Ashlie_Renee | 0

#267904 - Friday 5 June 2009 02:15

lmao @ 4:) fyl indeed.

By treli1593 | 0

#267907 - Friday 5 June 2009 02:16

lol maybe she was just messing with you. That, or she thought you were horrible and she was calling you out sortof..

pocketrockets | 0

#322412 - Saturday 20 June 2009 02:14

honestly I think she was probably dreaming...

tman188 | 0

#1008978 - Thursday 27 May 2010 05:01

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