By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 20:10 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML
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You deserved it 10 029
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ellephaba101 0

I don't get it...?

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lovexsongs 0

bahaha

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nomorehope 0
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maybe it was a dream ? lol

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YLIF 0

is your name Dan, by any chance?

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ellephaba101 0

I don't get it...?

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haggyhog 0
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HAHA well at lest she was happy tell her she owes you one

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Lowson 0
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Lol i feel bad for you lol you must of missed out!!!!

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Mykeh 0
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Might be worth filming it next time :D What a lovely thing to hear during breakfast too.

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Rothiseph 0
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#4, completely AWESOME reference there! Anyone missing this link, check FML #2596976. =]

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Ashlie_Renee 0
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lmao @ 4:) fyl indeed.

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treli1593 0

lol maybe she was just messing with you. That, or she thought you were horrible and she was calling you out sortof..

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pocketrockets 0
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honestly I think she was probably dreaming...

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