Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML
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AndyBoy
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FYL indeed sir
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ellephaba101
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I don't get it...?
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lovexsongs
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bahaha
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nomorehope
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maybe it was a dream ? lol
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AndyBoy
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FYL indeed sir
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YLIF
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is your name Dan, by any chance?
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ellephaba101
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I don't get it...?
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haggyhog
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HAHA well at lest she was happy
tell her she owes you one
tell her she owes you one
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Lowson
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Lol i feel bad for you lol you must of missed out!!!!
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Mykeh
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Might be worth filming it next time :D
What a lovely thing to hear during breakfast too.
What a lovely thing to hear during breakfast too.
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Rothiseph
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#4, completely AWESOME reference there! Anyone missing this link, check FML #2596976. =]
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Ashlie_Renee
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lmao @ 4:)
fyl indeed.
fyl indeed.
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treli1593
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lol maybe she was just messing with you.
That, or she thought you were horrible and she was calling you out sortof..
That, or she thought you were horrible and she was calling you out sortof..
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pocketrockets
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honestly I think she was probably dreaming...
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tman188
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I agree