By Anonymous - 12/12/2014 16:02 - United States - Anchorage

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Today, I found out first-hand that the most horrifying sight you can ever witness is two morbidly obese people getting nasty with each other in a dance club's run-down, public restroom. FML
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PenguinBitch 43
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Give them a few seconds, they'll run out of breath.

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ThePols 11
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I think this would be nasty on its own, regardless of their weight. But that's just me.

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isabellasimone 18
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Must have been really awkward...

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TheSwegMaster69 11
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Have a gold star, Captain Obvious.

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WildJaw 15
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What are the odds of comments like that in here? I'd say it's a "fat" chance.

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WoldowJR 25
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22: get out

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Wizardo 33

We call them bloaters... they're people who have been infected for a reeeal long time.

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kangx1 28
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The Last Of Us reference google Bloater Last Of Us

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PenguinBitch 43
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Give them a few seconds, they'll run out of breath.

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Wizardo 33

Probably start sweating crisco oil while they're at it too.

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Syncronisis 11
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Either that or they'll ask you for some McNuggets to keep them going.

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foxwasalamb 24
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downvote me to hell, but lets not fat shame okay? be better humans than that

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Adm_Twigs 19
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I agree fox, but rule #1 cardio

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thisguy22 33
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Speaking for the morbidly obese, I only disliked the two follow up comments, though that probably has more to do with that fact that they were terribly stupid. Ops original comment about running out of breath made me laugh.

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Ilikepie82479 20
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That sounds terrible

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karwank 13
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I feel so bad for you.

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Zoldyck 17
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Welp, that's always a fun sight. ;)

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fortune789 17
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Good god I hope you didn't have to watch them twerk.

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j_cat187 19
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my attempt to calculate their moment of inertia gave me an overflow error on my calculator

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ComoEsJuan 24
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How can you be so sure that they just weren't stuck?

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Cheeley 17
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False. What about 3 morbidly obese people doing that? Do I dare ask you to imagine 4?

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WoldowJR 25
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Whoa, man, take it easy! The human brain can only handle so much trauma at one time!

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

Calm down Satan.

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devildog562 33
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Was there food involved ?

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