Must have been really awkward...

Have a gold star, Captain Obvious.

What are the odds of comments like that in here? I'd say it's a "fat" chance.

22: get out

We call them bloaters... they're people who have been infected for a reeeal long time.

The Last Of Us reference google Bloater Last Of Us

Give them a few seconds, they'll run out of breath.

Probably start sweating crisco oil while they're at it too.

Either that or they'll ask you for some McNuggets to keep them going.

downvote me to hell, but lets not fat shame okay? be better humans than that

I agree fox, but rule #1 cardio

Speaking for the morbidly obese, I only disliked the two follow up comments, though that probably has more to do with that fact that they were terribly stupid.

Ops original comment about running out of breath made me laugh.

That sounds terrible

I feel so bad for you.

Welp, that's always a fun sight. ;)

Good god I hope you didn't have to watch them twerk.

my attempt to calculate their moment of inertia gave me an overflow error on my calculator

How can you be so sure that they just weren't stuck?

False. What about 3 morbidly obese people doing that? Do I dare ask you to imagine 4?

Whoa, man, take it easy!
The human brain can only handle so much trauma at one time!

Calm down Satan.

Was there food involved ?