By mmaarrrggoo - 04/04/2016 03:19 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I have always been terrified of stinkbugs. As I was cleaning out my horse trailer, I looked up and saw a stinkbug. In my startled attempt to turn around and run, I tripped, fell into an old plastic bin. I landed face first into a nice little pile of dead stinkbugs. FML
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mmaarrrggoo 19

the last house i lived in had a declared stinkbug infestation... i was horrified. the surrounding area was awful too. you couldn't go outside without getting hit by one flying by

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george_s_4 30

Everyone complains about how bad their Monday is but they don't know how bad other people (OP) have had it

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PoolDeadio 12

I don't think I've ever had a day that bad. Sorry, OP! Hope your Monday gets better!

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

That really doesn't make it any better. It's horribly disgusting either way.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

It does make it a LITTLE bit better. They could have been alive and proceeded to crawl into her shirt and hair.

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saavoir 11

Either way, it sucks. Stink bugs are nasty any bug is

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MBielefeld 20

As much as that stinks, at least it wasn't horse dung.

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S_Gnu 17

At least they weren't house centipedes

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george_s_4 30

Everyone complains about how bad their Monday is but they don't know how bad other people (OP) have had it

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TheNewGuy03 28

I suppose there are worse things you could fall face-first into. Like a venomous snake. Or a swarm of angry venomous spiders. Either way, your situation smells.

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TxAsMaD3 19

Well I guess you could say that stinks... I'll be leaving now

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False_Stupidity 41

Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

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Plastinate 17

in a matter of fact, I hope it will.

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Skycop_S 23

I know how you feel. I have a fear of bees.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

Let's hope none of them got stuck in your braces.

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mmaarrrggoo 19

there was supposed to be an emoji there oops

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crudeandrudeguy 29

OP- everyone has that one thing that just triggers their ick button but as someone who wants a future as a marine you should laugh in the face of bugs. It takes incredible will and strength to do what you want to do and I applaud you!!!

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SixthSinEnvy 39

It was a joke referencing a past fml. A failed attempt I see.

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