By StillnothowIimaginedmydaygoing - 14/10/2015 16:22 - United States - Radcliff

Today, my boyfriend found out that male goats will stick their tongues out, snort, and garble at female goats in heat. Now he's doing it to me at all manner of times, sound effects and all. I now know why goats ram their heads into things repeatedly. FML
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michaelaranda 28

Goat luck trying to get him to stop kidding around.

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auest 15

Find some other obscure creature like that, and simply do it back. Eventually he will stop if you make it embarrassing enough. Either way, FYL OP

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auest 15

Find some other obscure creature like that, and simply do it back. Eventually he will stop if you make it embarrassing enough. Either way, FYL OP

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dyoy_87 21

Possibly the cassowary (if you don't know what it is look it up on YouTube)

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MeltedMango 8

Or he can just go along with it and keep doing his goat sounds even more so both OP and he look ridiculous in public.

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Shadowvoid 33

Well come animals taste the urine of the females (giraffes are one) to check if they are in heat. So OP should make him do that. Embarrassing enough for you?

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michaelaranda 28

Goat luck trying to get him to stop kidding around.

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Soninuva 41

Inform him that goats also eat all manners of trash as you set a plate of empty cans and bottles in front of him when he says that he's hungry.

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HappyItalian 38

Every time he does it just play him that one screaming goat video off of Youtube.

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sturschaedel 27

Inform him that you are not "in heat" for more than a couple of days every month.

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Ashd09 30

misread the comment. please down vote

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olpally 32

Slam his head into a wall...

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SecundusSecunda 27

Don't be so uptight, OP! Play along. And if all else fails, ram him.

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