I am sexy

By Anonymous - 19/12/2019 18:00

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Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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RichardPencil 30

The good news is if you're not having much luck with humans, there's another species that thinks you're hot!

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pins91 27

Stop reposting old shit.

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Mungolikecandy 19

That would not happen as to a gorilla looking you in the eye is a direct challenge it would not be aroused but become violent if you did that. If you had stated it threw something at you maybe I would believe this.

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Mungolikecandy 19

Downvote if you want but it is a well known fact about gorillas and a woman was attacked in Rotterdam for looking an escaped gorilla in the eye. In fact in some zoos they provide glasses with fake eyes which look up on them so that you can look at the gorillas without upsetting them,

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slowhandjp 16

Who taught him wanking?

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Lurker1 9

Son of a bitch stole my signature move! 😜

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RichardPencil 30

The good news is if you're not having much luck with humans, there's another species that thinks you're hot!

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pins91 27

Stop reposting old shit.

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ScottishSteak 3

Had too many banana's. True fact, banana's are high in sugar so for any ape, they're like sweets or energy drinks for us humans. For example a monkey given about 4 or 5, rolled on his back and started masturbating in front of the people who gave them to him. One of the many reasons they say don't feed the animals.

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mfranks19891989 10

The gorilla thought you were hot You should take that as a complement

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raven_of_azarath 34

Gorilla in a cage, as opposed to zoos where gorillas aren’t enclosed?

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