And you point to the tiniest animal in the zoo and say "That's what you're hung like".

ducks are small but have long penises

Like "Long Duck Dong" in the movie "Sixteen Candles".

Maybe just a Google search. Ducks have evolved quite a mechanism for such a task.

Or 'Haa! That's what turns you on ; gorilla's roar..'

It's better than being a fish in bed

What a dick...

Hey, at least he is an humorous dick right?!

I see what you did there.

Have never been to a zoo before, but I believe that's when you look for a hyena and say "ha, yeah and that's what I sounded like after seeing your size for the first time"

Ahh #4 that's too far

I guess you're both animals in bed, lol.

At least you can say your an animal in bed

Tell him he sounds like a chimp in bed.

Gorillas only mate for about 3 seconds, tell him "ha! That's how you are in bed!"

"You wish"

"and that's how i sound when I fake it"

Fake what? He was obviously talking about snoring! *sarcasm*

fake sleeping obviously