By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 12:53 - United States

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Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML
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Steve95401 49

And you point to the tiniest animal in the zoo and say "That's what you're hung like".

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Kurby14 21

"and that's how i sound when I fake it"

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Steve95401 49

And you point to the tiniest animal in the zoo and say "That's what you're hung like".

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Steve95401 49

Like "Long Duck Dong" in the movie "Sixteen Candles".

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ptoka 20

Maybe just a Google search. Ducks have evolved quite a mechanism for such a task.

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nityasomaiya 46

Or 'Haa! That's what turns you on ; gorilla's roar..'

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lexiieeex3 32

What a dick...

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badluckalex 23

Hey, at least he is an humorous dick right?!

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cutycat136 28

Have never been to a zoo before, but I believe that's when you look for a hyena and say "ha, yeah and that's what I sounded like after seeing your size for the first time"

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KVYLV 16

I guess you're both animals in bed, lol.

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iwanttogotoparis 26

At least you can say your an animal in bed

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FiendHunter 19

Tell him he sounds like a chimp in bed.

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willyjac 17

Gorillas only mate for about 3 seconds, tell him "ha! That's how you are in bed!"

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Kurby14 21

"and that's how i sound when I fake it"

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CODplayer4lyfe 24

Fake what? He was obviously talking about snoring! *sarcasm*

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