Intimacy: Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked...

By gorillalove - 11/09/2010 19:25 - United States

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

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Sunday 12 September 2010 1:26

u must be hot!!!!!

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Sunday 12 September 2010 1:27

pics or... nevermind.

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xavierxavierx 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 1:57

damn just give him a hand

boopityboppity 11

Sunday 12 September 2010 2:05

Yeah, nice! How very creative, original, and hilarious you are! Nobody's ever said anything remotely close to that!

Strafeh 9

Monday 14 November 2011 2:59

* Baffled Face *

cabbitt 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 1:57

That's spectacular. Thanks for the laugh.

ericamari3x 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 1:58

Probably thought you were a fellow gorilla. haha

thekingofkings1 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 1:58

that's ******* awesome

MacdaddyMaddy 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 2:01

pahahaha Now I love zoos!

kendra19977 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 2:02

damn that's sexy u should have snuck in and gave him a bj and had some sex

teencountryboy97 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 3:42

typical 12-13 year old... kids these days :/

remy3106 10

Sunday 12 September 2010 2:02

lol wow I didn't think monkeys could do that!! that's cooll

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 12 September 2010 3:14

Lots of animals **********. Primates' hands just make it easier.

remy3106 10

Sunday 12 September 2010 14:46

ohhh

HomeAl0ne 20

Sunday 12 September 2010 23:31

Yeah, my gf and I watched a monkey ********** once. It just wandered over the roof top next to our hotel in India, sat down, jacked himself off, sniffed at the cum then wandered away. The only thing missing was a copy of Playmonkey magazine.