FML : Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest...

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Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 11 September 2010 04:01 / United States

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By roxyluv | 0

#1387214 - Saturday 11 September 2010 12:27

pretend u were talking to a guy with the same name as him "lol bob ur so funny" bob walks by "err I'm so glad I'm fortunate to talk to you from half way across the world bob who is not the bob infront of me"

By EightInchNails | 9

#1387195 - Saturday 11 September 2010 12:20

Why is the coolest guy not on the football team?

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By Hummbinger | 5

#1387194 - Saturday 11 September 2010 12:20

You're gonna get those babes!

sarah48_fml | 0

#1387227 - Saturday 11 September 2010 12:33

they probably weren't even paying attention to you in the first place.. soo nothing to worry about :)

rallets | 22

#1387234 - Saturday 11 September 2010 12:35

"so hey man where you at, im sitting next to these hot chicks" "im right here" :O "holy shit!"

Blondie08_fml | 0

#1387419 - Saturday 11 September 2010 03:02

lmfao

KingDingALing | 9

#1387455 - Saturday 11 September 2010 03:12

Wow. You're so fucking cool, OP (sarcasm). You sure as hell deserved that. Chances are that they weren't even paying attention to you. I hope that now they make fun of you for being such a retard.

sicpupyz122 | 0

#1387506 - Saturday 11 September 2010 03:21

Wow. The only reason i clicked YDI is because you should NEVER fake call anyone to impress someone. Girls do not fall for it. And since im assosiated in the gender column as a lady-creature then i should know;p

brycereid | 0

#1388223 - Saturday 11 September 2010 06:14

what grade are you in? first?

srammer8 | 0

#1388227 - Saturday 11 September 2010 06:14

more of a creature than a lady but w/e

brianjman14 | 22

#1388450 - Saturday 11 September 2010 07:23

Fake calling won't make you cool. It makes you look like a fag and a loser.

yankees4life09 | 0

#1388761 - Saturday 11 September 2010 09:54

you look like a fag and a loser, u sure you're not the one in the fml. haha

wowthatshorrible_fml | 0

#1391101 - Sunday 12 September 2010 05:01

haha 12 good impression

EdwardN | 0

#1392515 - Sunday 12 September 2010 11:16

hahahaha LOSER

xsarahxy | 0

#1393271 - Sunday 12 September 2010 03:48

are u in middle school?

Luissoto | 0

#1393313 - Sunday 12 September 2010 03:57

u look like Ron from Harry potter on Steroids.

PieInTheSky24 | 0

#1397049 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:32

trying to look cool will never get you a girl dude. YDI for trying to act cool YDI for being bad at acting YDI for even using the word cool

drcool41 | 0

#1405992 - Wednesday 15 September 2010 02:27

way grade r U in 80 something if you kiss like that! hahahah jk

ichikibobivopula | 0

#2373298 - Tuesday 19 April 2011 04:24

#162 wtf?

Naitsi | 19

#3610329 - Sunday 20 November 2011 03:13

true :D

SeaMen | 3

#3864510 - Wednesday 11 January 2012 05:40

what do you think this is tv? girls don't like you cuz u talk to a popular guy unless he is famous

By EightInchNails | 9

#1387195 - Saturday 11 September 2010 12:20

Why is the coolest guy not on the football team?

AriasOscar | 0

#1387207 - Saturday 11 September 2010 12:24

because it's not cool to play football, 'mnstream as eff'.

NickK49 | 0

#1387313 - Saturday 11 September 2010 02:01

4-Ok dip shit I know the coolest guys don't have to play football, but since you are obviously an asshole nobody would give a flying half shit about, maybe you should stick to ballet.

dirtygurdy | 0

#1387350 - Saturday 11 September 2010 02:37

wow. can you chill the fuck out? it was obviously just a joke. you need to stop taking things over the internet so seriously, idiot.

MetalFish | 0

#1387412 - Saturday 11 September 2010 02:59

#39 has anger issues

h0tTamales | 0

#1387655 - Saturday 11 September 2010 04:00

your telling him that? wow. you guys are hypocrites XD

shakethat | 10

#1387661 - Saturday 11 September 2010 04:00

if the team sucks ass I don't think anyone playing gets "cool points". just sayin

morganrules123 | 10

#1388064 - Saturday 11 September 2010 05:35

I went to two different high schools and at one football was cool but at the other football was lame.

oarisimo | 4

#1388423 - Saturday 11 September 2010 07:18

39, it was a joke. change your tampon and chill out.

dilaaaah | 2

#1389509 - Sunday 12 September 2010 01:58

that's exactly what i was thinking ....

CableX17 | 0

#1391557 - Sunday 12 September 2010 07:31

Lol, I took ballet, nd I pwnd it;P

KobeLebroJordan | 17

#6279618 - Saturday 2 May 2015 03:33

Maybe he played on the Basketball team?

By justsayfuck | 4

#1387209 - Saturday 11 September 2010 12:25

This is such a fail. Try to impress them with your own 'coolness' next time (please take some time to develop it, you have a long way to go) and not by pretending to be cool because you know 'the coolest guy'. It's not attractive.

gunta | 0

#1387593 - Saturday 11 September 2010 03:41

Or he could just be himself xD

theian01 | 3

#1387657 - Saturday 11 September 2010 04:00

Pretending to be cool always is a fail.

jonnyapples | 7

#1389185 - Sunday 12 September 2010 12:53

I want to sex you up

Kallik | 0

#2131952 - Monday 28 February 2011 07:58

I want to eat apples.

By YouKnowItSux | 0

#1387213 - Saturday 11 September 2010 12:26

YDI for being a depressing looser. Get friends.

superswagbro | 7

#4363922 - Saturday 28 April 2012 05:58

Well at least he gets out of the house sometimes.

By roxyluv | 0

#1387214 - Saturday 11 September 2010 12:27

MmissyT | 8

#1387265 - Saturday 11 September 2010 12:55

lmao

Quidikic | 9

#1387390 - Saturday 11 September 2010 02:53

the made me smile, but it's not at all hard to make me laugh

Saritasmiles | 0

#1388845 - Saturday 11 September 2010 10:24

hahahaha

By Graawr | 7

#1387228 - Saturday 11 September 2010 12:33

fail. XD

JustReina | 0

#1388297 - Saturday 11 September 2010 06:35

bubz braid!!

Graawr | 7

#1390592 - Sunday 12 September 2010 03:13

Yeah!! you're right. :D

OhYeaYourLifeSuc | 0

#1391676 - Sunday 12 September 2010 08:09

^ cutie =]

Cobalt_the_nerdy | 9

#4391171 - Friday 4 May 2012 08:06

Creep ^ :(

By Anarkhy | 0

#1387231 - Saturday 11 September 2010 12:34

very uncool dude

By FrecklesXO | 8

#1387233 - Saturday 11 September 2010 12:35

Doesn't talking on the phone give people around you all the more reason to not pay any attention to you? I've never looked at someone on the phone and thought, "oh, now he's cool!"