FML : Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down...

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Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By loner / Saturday 12 February 2011 00:08 / United States

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By Doortje | 26

#2072796 - Saturday 12 February 2011 01:33

What an ass. Clearly, looks can be deceiving. Next time go sit next to the pitbull-looking guy.

By noobmuffin | 0

#2072772 - Saturday 12 February 2011 01:26

Follow him and be a creeper, but make it look really obvious. When he starts talking to you, spaz out and act like a weirdo. But FYL, wait a bit and people will start talking to to you.

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By ssenefeld | 0

#2072764 - Saturday 12 February 2011 01:25

Someone just shoved a stick up my ass.

springer937 | 8

#2072768 - Saturday 12 February 2011 01:25

I really hate when people do that.

mrahhhhh | 17

#2072776 - Saturday 12 February 2011 01:27

Americans have a larger personal space then most. You should have expected that.

mrahhhhh | 17

#2072835 - Saturday 12 February 2011 01:49

Thanks for deleting the first part of #6 and making me look like one of those threadjackers I hate so much, Sirin. :'(

ohthebloodygore | 16

#2072945 - Saturday 12 February 2011 02:37

You hate when people shove sticks up your arse?

ssenefeld | 0

#2072952 - Saturday 12 February 2011 02:39

WTF I didn't even post that

ohthebloodygore | 16

#2072958 - Saturday 12 February 2011 02:40

35, don't lie. The proof is there. Be happy you didn't post first!

phatdaddy62 | 23

#2072963 - Saturday 12 February 2011 02:41

Let me guess, you said something lame about being first. Thank you Sirin!

By CovertMilitance | 0

#2072770 - Saturday 12 February 2011 01:26

LAWL

gamercanadian | 11

#2073963 - Saturday 12 February 2011 08:50

u should have sat back on his seat and came back to yours and gave him a weird look saying ok well f*** u douche bag

MrsDruidess | 23

#6184828 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 09:51

no what OP should have done is put one seat in between them, that way op could have worked up to a friendship, then moved seats. There's nothing creepier than someone sitting right next to you when there are empty seats about.

By noobmuffin | 0

#2072772 - Saturday 12 February 2011 01:26

Follow him and be a creeper, but make it look really obvious. When he starts talking to you, spaz out and act like a weirdo. But FYL, wait a bit and people will start talking to to you.

TheDrop | 0

#2072936 - Saturday 12 February 2011 02:36

This. become a level 5 stalker

sims715 | 0

#2073406 - Saturday 12 February 2011 06:19

OMG hahahaha if you really want to make more friends say "hey" or ask them a question to start off a convorsation! DON'T.BE..CREEPER!

WallyTheWombat | 0

#2074187 - Saturday 12 February 2011 11:04

Don't be a creeper! They explode and leave holes in your shit.

jbsington | 8

#2074522 - Saturday 12 February 2011 03:53

LMAO yes the green exploding penises <3

mattiga14 | 0

#2074779 - Saturday 12 February 2011 05:17

lol minecraft reference

dragonaair | 5

#2076961 - Sunday 13 February 2011 09:30

Minecraft is win ^^

By maxac_fml | 0

#2072774 - Saturday 12 February 2011 01:26

Theres a little something called deodorant, dude... Use it!

xNikkiez | 0

#2072994 - Saturday 12 February 2011 02:55

I was thinking the same....

samantha0911 | 0

#2073497 - Saturday 12 February 2011 07:10

douche bags.

bioboy725 | 10

#2074103 - Saturday 12 February 2011 10:13

those might help too

JanisEvans | 10

#2074198 - Saturday 12 February 2011 11:11

That's what I thought as well. The only reason to jump up and run for the hills is someone you don't know picks the seat next to you is some really foul smell coming off them.

james_aka_frosty | 3

#2074199 - Saturday 12 February 2011 11:11

81 mega win!

TheBunner | 3

#6287277 - Sunday 10 May 2015 05:58

That CRACKED ME UP!!!

By FMLoverAgain | 7

#2072781 - Saturday 12 February 2011 01:28

what an ass that guy was unless you were repellant in some ways

By DylanDavidson | 0

#2072785 - Saturday 12 February 2011 01:29

D'Aww. Maybe he just has a over-protective girlfriend?

By IHeartJimi02 | 0

#2072791 - Saturday 12 February 2011 01:32

That sucks op. He sounds like a jerk. Did you smell? Maybe he was saving a seat for someone.

By fearthereaper79 | 0

#2072793 - Saturday 12 February 2011 01:32

You ever stop to think that maybe its you and your a fucking weirdo and nobody wants to be friends with you plus maybe you stink

chili10 | 18

#2072867 - Saturday 12 February 2011 02:08

I think thats the whole point of the fml..

BugsBunny1 | 4

#2073504 - Saturday 12 February 2011 07:18

Now that wasn't very nice. Apologize!!!!

blocparty | 0

#2074213 - Saturday 12 February 2011 11:27

featherreaper, I dont think YOU have any friends.

By TenderWhispers | 0

#2072794 - Saturday 12 February 2011 01:32

we're all thinking it, so I'll ask...you a heavyweight?

lakeybalboa | 0

#2073361 - Saturday 12 February 2011 05:55

I think pogs champions are some of the most heavyweight people around

TenderWhispers | 0

#2073475 - Saturday 12 February 2011 06:48

deal with it

veritoswty6 | 13

#2073801 - Saturday 12 February 2011 08:17

just because a person is heavyweight doesn't mean he or she is not going to be liked OP.. have you ever thought maybe he got away 'cus a strong smell might've caught his nose?