I really hate when people do that.

Americans have a larger personal space then most. You should have expected that.

Thanks for deleting the first part of #6 and making me look like one of those threadjackers I hate so much, Sirin. :'(

You hate when people shove sticks up your arse?

WTF I didn't even post that

35, don't lie. The proof is there. Be happy you didn't post first!

Let me guess, you said something lame about being first. Thank you Sirin!

u should have sat back on his seat and came back to yours and gave him a weird look saying ok well f*** u douche bag

no what OP should have done is put one seat in between them, that way op could have worked up to a friendship, then moved seats. There's nothing creepier than someone sitting right next to you when there are empty seats about.

This. become a level 5 stalker

OMG hahahaha if you really want to make more friends say "hey" or ask them a question to start off a convorsation! DON'T.BE..CREEPER!

Don't be a creeper! They explode and leave holes in your shit.

LMAO yes the green exploding penises <3

lol minecraft reference

Minecraft is win ^^

I was thinking the same....

douche bags.

those might help too

That's what I thought as well. The only reason to jump up and run for the hills is someone you don't know picks the seat next to you is some really foul smell coming off them.

81 mega win!

That CRACKED ME UP!!!

I think thats the whole point of the fml..

Now that wasn't very nice. Apologize!!!!

featherreaper, I dont think YOU have any friends.

I think pogs champions are some of the most heavyweight people around

deal with it

just because a person is heavyweight doesn't mean he or she is not going to be liked OP.. have you ever thought maybe he got away 'cus a strong smell might've caught his nose?