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Someone just shoved a stick up my ass.
Americans have a larger personal space then most. You should have expected that.
Thanks for deleting the first part of #6 and making me look like one of those threadjackers I hate so much, Sirin. :'(
WTF I didn't even post that
Let me guess, you said something lame about being first. Thank you Sirin!
u should have sat back on his seat and came back to yours and gave him a weird look saying ok well f*** u douche bag
no what OP should have done is put one seat in between them, that way op could have worked up to a friendship, then moved seats. There's nothing creepier than someone sitting right next to you when there are empty seats about.
Follow him and be a creeper, but make it look really obvious. When he starts talking to you, spaz out and act like a weirdo. But FYL, wait a bit and people will start talking to to you.
LMAO yes the green exploding penises <3
lol minecraft reference
Minecraft is win ^^
Theres a little something called deodorant, dude... Use it!
those might help too
That's what I thought as well. The only reason to jump up and run for the hills is someone you don't know picks the seat next to you is some really foul smell coming off them.
81 mega win!
That CRACKED ME UP!!!
You ever stop to think that maybe its you and your a ******* weirdo and nobody wants to be friends with you plus maybe you stink
we're all thinking it, so I'll ask...you a heavyweight?
deal with it
What an ass. Clearly, looks can be deceiving. Next time go sit next to the pitbull-looking guy.
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What an ass. Clearly, looks can be deceiving. Next time go sit next to the pitbull-looking guy.
Follow him and be a creeper, but make it look really obvious. When he starts talking to you, spaz out and act like a weirdo. But FYL, wait a bit and people will start talking to to you.