By Anonymous - United States - Pensacola
Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML
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  Psych101  |  9

23- No one can really say for sure. All we know is that a "Snooki's" closet living relative is and Oompa Loompa.

They are thought to be extremely dim-witted creatures. (Snookis, that is. Not Oompa Loomas.)

  MDTeddy  |  13

Jersey Shore is cancelled? Now we can go to the real Jersey shore. Well, I live in south Jersey and the shore is full of slutty girls and people who drink way too much.

  XxskyelovexX  |  13

22- If I didn't want to get skin cancer, I wouldn't go in the sun as much and when I do, put on sunscreen. Which is exactly what I do. No spray tan for me! I'm staying pale and proud!

  random_ribbons  |  15

79- Black people can still get skin cancer... they may not burn as easily, or at all, but the color of your skin doesn't prevent you from getting skin cancer, just like being pale doesn't guarantee you'll get it. But considering the fact that if you have darker skin you won't really worry about tanning, your risk would therefore decrease, so you do have a point.

  moonwing  |  17

Jaundice is actually caused by an overproduction of bilirubin. Which in turn causes the skin, and sometimes the whites of the eyes to turn yellow.

  77777771  |  12

I live in Florida and I have never been able to lay out with out burning pretty quickly. I have pretty tan skin and I still would burn easily most days.

  TheMathMajor  |  26

Laying outside with the intent to tan is not healthy. It is important to get sun, but staying out too long without sunscreen can lead to cancer. Then again, lots of things lead to cancer.

  Laurenlou  |  24

93- Not all people look bad with a tan. I personally think I look horrible with a tan.
With some people who are just out in the sun a lot doing activities or work, its impossible not to become at least somewhat tan, even with sunblock on!

  charvisioku  |  22

133: All I can picture right now is a alabaster-skinned goth walking around on a sunny day with an umbrella. It's a fantastic image xD

Edit: Judging from your profile I was right. You beautiful human being.

  sarah6786  |  14

My theory is it all has to do with your natural skin color. I think the paler you are the more ridiculous the spray tan would look. I personally have never spray tanned but I have used tanning lotion and and since I am mixed race I am already a bit tan do the lotion in contrast with my natural color didn't come out orange, but a bit more tan.

  eb0ny  |  15

Really, 40? (And anyone who agrees with that crap), because someone uses a fake tan to help them feel more confident, they're fake on the inside?

You seem like a lovely person, don't you. Just because someone alters their physical appearance it doesn't make them a bad person for fuck sake. You're ridiculous.

  TrueTriage  |  16

101 I meant no offense and was referencing Daniel Tosh. If you looked at my profile pic you'd see the girl has a fake tan. She's one of my best friends and besides I don't judge people i'm not my mother.