Anonymous
Elaine?
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
Caution
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Thefaller
Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML
not-so-happy-feet
Canada
Party girl
Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML
Karel
Canada
Joe Smooth move
Today, I was at a friend's party and tried to lean casually against a wall while talking to someone. I missed the wall and ended up stumbling backwards into the punch bowl that was atop the coffee table. FML
Anonymous
Soul Train
Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML
Travolta
Dancing With The Stares
Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML
Alyssssssa
Going viral has its cost
Today, I was with my friends doing TikTok dance moves. Mid-spin, I crashed into the coffee table, knocking over a bowl of chips and salsa. My attempt at a graceful recovery ended with me tripping over the salsa-covered rug and landing face-first into the spilled mess. My friends filmed the entire debacle "for the Tok." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Thanks guys
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
dumb dancer
Saginaw, United States
Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML
stillhurting
Langley, Canada
Didn't see ya there
Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML
Top comments
SirEnigM0nk 22
I guess you ain't got the moves like Jagger, more like moves like jagged. Be careful you're not Walking on Broken Glass.
RichardPencil 30
Well, if that shows up on TikTok, it will become a dance move. We're gonna lose more dunces than in the Slap a Bear in the Anus Challenge.
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SirEnigM0nk 22
I guess you ain't got the moves like Jagger, more like moves like jagged. Be careful you're not Walking on Broken Glass.
RichardPencil 30
He does have the moves like Jagger when he does the song "Shattered."
SirEnigM0nk 22
Touché and parry! They should just learn to Walk This Way toward the door. Bust a Move not Bust a Table.
RichardPencil 30
Well, if that shows up on TikTok, it will become a dance move. We're gonna lose more dunces than in the Slap a Bear in the Anus Challenge.