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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML

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mack1688 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:12

as an EX figure skater. why the hell was his face that close to your blade.

memo619 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:19

I'm pretty sure you impressed him he never saw it coming

Comments

TomasT 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:10

QFT! A little boob action > anything else...

Bobissmall 13

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:11

Even sammich making? I'm so confused :( in sexist school i was told that's the most important!!!

mack1688 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:12

as an EX figure skater. why the hell was his face that close to your blade.

briidontgive_ 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 4:15

Eexxacctly what I was thinkin

ConfusionsLoveMe 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 6:29

haha, me too. Unless his face was planted on the ice or you have some epic moves where you can jump pretty high, it is a bit strange. unless he is a little person, then that may be an exception.

rique2008 10

Thursday 3 March 2011 15:47

yeah i dont get how she couldve gotten that close with her blade in a jump, maybe a spin i would belive, because i know people that have been hit by spins and had to go to the ER, but if you can cut a persons face mid-jump then you really need to work on your air position. or better yet, just stay on the wall and let the guy try to impress you

SarahStarzz 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:18

wow that's way u get 4 acting all kool next time just be urself ....(if there will be a next time)

tweetbaby14 18

Thursday 3 March 2011 3:25

most people on FML don't know what it is to be themselves.

ConfusionsLoveMe 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 6:31

That's what keeps FML running :)

benefiits 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 7:38

exactlu

gaarraa11 3

Sunday 22 July 2012 8:18

Oh there will be a next time she just has to not wear so much :D

memo619 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:19

I'm pretty sure you impressed him he never saw it coming

LaciNic0le 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 19:24

ha :D

AnneFTW 17

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:20

Smooth...

xGraycloud 4

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:21

I imagine you feel terrible. I would... also, why the hell was the blade even close to his face? how does that happen...?

milkndstufff 7

Thursday 3 March 2011 2:10

well she obviously is a really "good" skater

haha1494 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 8:48

have u seen blades of glory???

zowieandzander77 1

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:24

Lip lacerations are not "wired shut".

KingDingALing 9

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:24

You owe him a kiss, OP... I'm not talking about a kiss on the lips. Now get down there!

DocBastard 38

Thursday 3 March 2011 2:16

Every1luvsboners is right. Heeey! You aren't Boners! LingLing, it looks like Boners haxored into your account, dude. I'd change your password.

KingDingALing 9

Thursday 3 March 2011 3:14

I knew I shouldn't have put password as "IsecretlyloveKaySL"! That was way too obvious. Hmm...I'm going to include you in my next password, Doc. It'll be something along the lines of "Erotic.....Doc....NippleTweaking...furiously humping...kinky" I think you get the point.

ImAKittehCat 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 4:30

Hawt...

LexaDear 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 7:14

Agreed with 12. Git im dun.

dewoww 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 8:11

I was thinking owe him a kiss. if he skated with her he prob wouldnt mind getting a piece of her. although trying to impress like that is pretty low. hope she was very sorry and willing.