Rip in peace

Rest in peace in peace?

It's a meme

"it's a meme you dip"

Rip in pepperonies

Next time, don't forget to pee around your fridge to mark your territory.

That's a good idea, I'm gonna go pee on my girlfriend

Kinky! Lmao.

R. Kelly?

kick him out

You're dad is either really funny, or an absolute asshole

I'm going to go with asshole, just because that's NASTY!

Why? We can assume that he's wearing pants and underwear, since the wording of the post implies OP lives away from their parents and that is the social norm for developed countries. The fart would have to penetrate the underwear and pants so nothing is getting in there.

Never heard of the Dutch-fridge before! :D

Well if you were planning on having beans for dinner he's just taking out the middleman

Dad jokes gone too far

Delicious

Free dinner :D

How considerate of him to provide for his family.