By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 19:09 - United States - Littleton
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this is definitely a FHL. Don't be complaining, OP. You're not the one that got your crotch zapped.
Don't be such a prick when he obviously looks up to you enough to come crying to you.
I've been trying to figure out why he ran up to his cousin instead of a parent or something. I doubt it's respect; that doesn't sound like the type of thing you want someone you respect to know about you. My guess is he thought OP was the only one who would be understanding or sympathetic aka it takes one (dumbass) to know one.
I am picturing the boy to be under the age of 5. If he was 17 and running up to you crying hysterically and holding his crotch, then it would be awkward.
I actually pictured an adolescent when reading this FML. It makes it much more humorous, I must say. It's quite a more sad, unavoidable situation if he's a five-year-old. I feel a vital piece of information is missing to have the proper perspective on this one. Although it is in the "kids" category, if OP looks down on the guy enough to call him a "little shit," he might put the FML in the kids category whether he is or not. Mysterious... >_>