Oh come on! I was so close to first comment! Just by a few seconds too! You posted as I was finishing posting!

Agreed. I think the FML could've done without the "little shit" comment.

Yeah! We weren't told how big he is.

I agree. We weren't told how old the kid was, and assuming he's young, he might not have known better.

That "little shit" is probably a small child who doesn't know better, you asshole.

The beauty of this situation is that when this kid is older and starts dating, you can tell his dates all about how he electrocuted his junk as a child. :)

Wouldn't you like to know 24?

This might have legit been an accident...if he peed ON the thing, the urine would've conducted electricity and zapped him. Of course this means he has really bad aim.

I don't see why this bothers the op. It's not like he's the one who shocked his own dick.

Yeah but OP saying "this little shit", makes it a buttload funnier.

Is cuz he is related to him and thus is gonna live with that

Tell him not to be silly with his willy.

Yea, getting ur penis hit or hurt feels like shit and it's painful. Zapping it with a bug zapper is definitely gonna suck even more. You girls cant understand. And don't go on about giving birth

Really? You're stupid enough to think electricity travels up a stream of urine.

Urine conducts electricity, are you ignorant enough to not know that all liquids conduct electricity? Please google it you idiot.

I know YDI if you talk like that

77: I think 24 is wondering how old the kid is.

Hahahahahahahaha. You just made my night

The usual way, I suspect. FHL.

He mistook his dick for a fly. Bad times

I am going to assume he was peeing outside and thought it'd be a good idea. But FHL because it doesn't effect you. Your genitals are pain free!

Sounds exquisitely painful.

I think it's fair to moan in instances where you are reminded how retarded your gene pool is.

I do believe this is more of a gripe than an FML

Hey, some people pay good money for that!

45 - No one could pay me enough money to get zapped there. I should know; I'm a bunchie.

I love your about me! :D That's awesome that you don't judge! GO U! :D

That's what I was thinking.....

Your dick is the size of a fly. FYPartnersLife

I've been trying to figure out why he ran up to his cousin instead of a parent or something. I doubt it's respect; that doesn't sound like the type of thing you want someone you respect to know about you. My guess is he thought OP was the only one who would be understanding or sympathetic aka it takes one (dumbass) to know one.

He feels like you're his sister if he would come crying to you before he goes to his parents

I actually pictured an adolescent when reading this FML. It makes it much more humorous, I must say. It's quite a more sad, unavoidable situation if he's a five-year-old. I feel a vital piece of information is missing to have the proper perspective on this one. Although it is in the "kids" category, if OP looks down on the guy enough to call him a "little shit," he might put the FML in the kids category whether he is or not. Mysterious... >_>