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Oh come on! I was so close to first comment! Just by a few seconds too! You posted as I was finishing posting!

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The beauty of this situation is that when this kid is older and starts dating, you can tell his dates all about how he electrocuted his junk as a child. :)

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This might have legit been an accident...if he peed ON the thing, the urine would've conducted electricity and zapped him. Of course this means he has really bad aim.

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Yea, getting ur penis hit or hurt feels like shit and it's painful. Zapping it with a bug zapper is definitely gonna suck even more. You girls cant understand. And don't go on about giving birth

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I am going to assume he was peeing outside and thought it'd be a good idea. But FHL because it doesn't effect you. Your genitals are pain free!

Is this the first time something like this has happened? Perhaps it should be less of a fear that you're related to him, but what his future relatives will be like??

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I've been trying to figure out why he ran up to his cousin instead of a parent or something. I doubt it's respect; that doesn't sound like the type of thing you want someone you respect to know about you. My guess is he thought OP was the only one who would be understanding or sympathetic aka it takes one (dumbass) to know one.

Aw, don't be so hard on him. He's the one who just got zapped on his crotch. Now he knows that bug zappers work on humans too, childhood is all about learning from your mistakes!

I am picturing the boy to be under the age of 5. If he was 17 and running up to you crying hysterically and holding his crotch, then it would be awkward.

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I actually pictured an adolescent when reading this FML. It makes it much more humorous, I must say. It's quite a more sad, unavoidable situation if he's a five-year-old. I feel a vital piece of information is missing to have the proper perspective on this one. Although it is in the "kids" category, if OP looks down on the guy enough to call him a "little shit," he might put the FML in the kids category whether he is or not. Mysterious... >_>

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