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Agreed. I think the FML could've done without the "little shit" comment.
Yeah! We weren't told how big he is.
That "little shit" is probably a small child who doesn't know better, you asshole.
The beauty of this situation is that when this kid is older and starts dating, you can tell his dates all about how he electrocuted his junk as a child. :)
This might have legit been an accident...if he peed ON the thing, the urine would've conducted electricity and zapped him. Of course this means he has really bad aim.
Yeah but OP saying "this little shit", makes it a buttload funnier.
Is cuz he is related to him and thus is gonna live with that
Yea, getting ur penis hit or hurt feels like shit and it's painful. Zapping it with a bug zapper is definitely gonna suck even more. You girls cant understand. And don't go on about giving birth
Really? You're stupid enough to think electricity travels up a stream of urine.
Urine conducts electricity, are you ignorant enough to not know that all liquids conduct electricity? Please google it you idiot.
I know YDI if you talk like that
77: I think 24 is wondering how old the kid is.
How the hell did he do that!!?!
The usual way, I suspect. FHL.
He mistook his dick for a fly. Bad times
I am going to assume he was peeing outside and thought it'd be a good idea. But FHL because it doesn't effect you. Your genitals are pain free!
Sounds exquisitely painful.
this is definitely a FHL. Don't be complaining, OP. You're not the one that got your crotch zapped.
I think it's fair to moan in instances where you are reminded how retarded your gene pool is.
I do believe this is more of a gripe than an FML
i'm trying to fathom how a situtation where this could happen is possible...
I love your about me! :D That's awesome that you don't judge! GO U! :D
Is this the first time something like this has happened? Perhaps it should be less of a fear that you're related to him, but what his future relatives will be like??
Don't be such a prick when he obviously looks up to you enough to come crying to you.
I've been trying to figure out why he ran up to his cousin instead of a parent or something. I doubt it's respect; that doesn't sound like the type of thing you want someone you respect to know about you. My guess is he thought OP was the only one who would be understanding or sympathetic aka it takes one (dumbass) to know one.
He feels like you're his sister if he would come crying to you before he goes to his parents
Aw, don't be so hard on him. He's the one who just got zapped on his crotch. Now he knows that bug zappers work on humans too, childhood is all about learning from your mistakes!
I am picturing the boy to be under the age of 5. If he was 17 and running up to you crying hysterically and holding his crotch, then it would be awkward.
I actually pictured an adolescent when reading this FML. It makes it much more humorous, I must say. It's quite a more sad, unavoidable situation if he's a five-year-old. I feel a vital piece of information is missing to have the proper perspective on this one. Although it is in the "kids" category, if OP looks down on the guy enough to call him a "little shit," he might put the FML in the kids category whether he is or not. Mysterious... >_>
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Don't be such a tight ass about it
Hm. Shocking.